A chemist, an engineer and a programmer

A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer are all in a car when it suddenly breaks down.

The chemist states, "There's clearly something wrong with the composition of the fuel."

The engineer disagrees, "Rubbish, there's obviously a problem with the engine."

And the computer programmer says, "My other car is a cdr."

A chemist, an engineer and a computer programmer are all in a car when it suddenly breaks down.

The chemist states, "There's clearly something wrong with the composition of the fuel."

The engineer disagrees, "Rubbish, there's obviously a problem with the engine."

And the computer programmer says, "Hax my anus"

There are four engineers travelling in a car -- a mechanical engineer,
a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer, and a computer engineer. The car breaks down.

"Sounds to me as if the pistons have seized. We'll have to strip
down the engine before we can get the car working again", says the
mechanical engineer.

"Well", says the chemical engineer, "it sounded to me as if the fuel
might be contaminated. I think we should clear out the fuel system."

"I thought it might be an grounding problem", says the electrical
engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the computer engineer, who up to then had said
nothing, and asked "Well, what do you think?"

"I put on my wizard robe and hat. My other car is a cdr." The computer engineer pulls out a cudder from his pocket, and shoves it down the throats of the engineers. "Take that, motherfuckers!!!!"

I think you are all a bunch of faggots.

Computer Engineer != Computer Scientist

>>5
You don't say!!!

>>6
You don't gay!!!

Why did I laugh at that joke?

>>8
Possibly because you are retarded.

>>9
*your