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The Cycle of /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 12:36

10 School children wanting to know how to program games
20 Business as usual, non-mainstream languages discussed freely
30 C-tardation returns, /prog/riders that can actually program retreat
GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 12:55

>>2
Implying all /prog/lodytes want to program in pretty, useless, and pretty useless languages. You are those same school kids, only a few years older; just as clueless though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 13:03

>>2
C-tardation specifically refers to the people that can't conceive of any language other than C or C++ as having utility. Which covers you I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 13:04

>>1
C-tardation
I don't know what /prog/ you're reading, but it sure isn't this one.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 13:09

>>4
I'm suggesting that we are on the transition from 20 to 30, just as we were a few months back. Give it time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 13:11

>>5
I know what you were suggesting, and you're wrong. We get the occasional Sepples troll, but absolutely nothing worth calling ``C-tardation'', especially not as defined in >>3.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 13:15

Hey OP, you forgot
15 Shitty metathreads
25 Shitty metathreads
35 Shitty metathreads

Name: VIPPER 2010-10-04 13:24

Fuck you, im going back to /vip/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 14:28

non-mainstream languages
I knew it. /prog/ is to programming as /mu/ is to music. You hipster faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 14:59

>>9
Wait a minute...Someone had to explicitly point this out to you?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 15:02

BRB Im gonna go and bump that meta thread implementation thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 15:06

please spoiler this thread up LOLZ

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 16:49

>>1
You did not label GOTO 10 as line 40. Clearly, you are an inexperienced fool.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 17:35

>>13
Thank you Capt. Pedant, and I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 17:55

>>13
There is no line 40.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 17:57

>>14
You don't even know what pedantry is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 19:09

non-mainstream languages discussed freely

/prog/ -Hipsters

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 19:33


10 School children wanting to know how to program games  REM I don't know how to make games, so I'll make fun of others who don't
20 Business as usual, non-mainstream languages discussed freely  REM I don't know how to use non toy languages
30 C-tardation returns, /prog/riders that can actually program retreat  REM Fuck these jerks for being able to write efficient code and actually having jobs
GOTO 10

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 19:51

>>14
I hope your mother dies in a yacht freaking accident.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 19:54

>>19
Pardon my ignorance, but what exactly is yacht freaking?

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 20:06

>>20
It is the nautical equivalent of a butt sort.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-04 20:10

GOTO is considered by many to be harmful. It is bad programming practice, as it encourages
spaghetti code. I have therefore reimplemented your cycle without the GOTO:


DO
  School children wanting to know how to program games
  Business as usual, non-mainstream languages discussed freely
  C-tardation returns, /prog/riders that can actually program retreat
LOOP UNTIL 0

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 0:53

>>22
Back to Dijkstra's anus, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-05 1:03

>>23
>>22 GOT FUCKING TOLD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-19 23:21

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