>>5
Run big magnet all over your hard drive. This will disable 4chan USB-key protection and you'll be able to create threads. But why would you want to do this?
>>6
Running a magnet over your hard drive isn't going to do shit. Stop perpetuating a myth that demonstrates you don't know how powerful hard drive magnets are.
In the spirit of science I urge you to conduct the experiment with your main hard-drive using a small neodymium-iron-boron magnet. Please be sure to post the results!