How to become a Scheme programmer

1. smoke weed.
2. have some strange dream about how parentheses are the best thing in the world.
3. think, that parentheses are the best thing in the world.
4. call yourself an experienced UNIX user and programmerdevelopermasterfuhrerimperator.
5. congratulations, you are now a LISP programmer!

1)take a beginning programming class, learn scheme

2)find out that scheme is a simplified lisp whos only contribution to the lisp family is lexical scoping, introduced to lisp 15 years after lexical scoping was invented in algol

3)learn common lisp so you can be a professional programmer