How to become a Scheme programmer

1. smoke weed.
2. have some strange dream about how parentheses are the best thing in the world.
3. think, that parentheses are the best thing in the world.
4. call yourself an experienced UNIX user and programmerdevelopermasterfuhrerimperator.
5. congratulations, you are now a LISP programmer!

>>15
Come back when you have a few entries on your resume besides the one that says Education and we can have an intelligent conversation.