/prog/ - HA HA — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:49

Q: What do Java and 4chan have in common?
A: ThreadDeath

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:53

Q: What distracts gay haskell programmers indefinitely?
A: Bottom

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:53

Q: What do Common Lisp and esr have in common?
A: .---------. / \ ______/_____________\______ : .-----(^) :___ ___ ) - TAKE ME XARN... _.-''' ''...'' '''-._ .' '. .' (X) '. .' ' ' . . ' : -|- : ' : -|- : ' '| |' ' / | '-| \ . | | | | . .' | |-< | | '. .' )| |( '. .' |_)))) | _| ((((_| '. |_____| | | : | : '---'

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:54

>>2
U MENA .|.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:55

>>3
It may suprise you but I invented that ascii¹

[sub]and by invent i mean stole from kuro5hin.org[/sub]

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 14:58

>>4
_|_ ?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 15:02

>>6
.|. is a real, if unpopular and obtuse, Haskell function. And I'm pretty sure that a typical testicle is not flattened.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 15:07

I know I'm getting trolled, but aren't the underscores ass-cheeks and isn't the pipe an ass-crack? Also, isn't .|. a Data.Bits function that has nothing to do with bottom?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 16:06

>>8
.|. is just a bitwise or, yes, and it doesn't have anything to do with bottom (>>4 is an idiot), but _|_ also doesn't have anything to do with human anatomy. It's the falsum symbol (⊥), which is just the implication symbol (⊢) turned on its side.
People are easily amused, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 16:52

>>9
ｘａｒｎ detected.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 16:57

>>10
Go away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 17:00

>>9
What's your problem? .|. is a perfectly cromulent Haskell function.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-23 17:13

Q: What distracts gay haskell programmers indefinitely?
A: The dog's bollocks

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