BEAUTIFUL

#!/usr/bin/perl
print "I am beautiful.\n" while 1;

I make beautiful Perl code. Don't you agree?

I make beautiful Perl code until I need to start using its object system.

I make beautiful anus

I *grabs dick*

yes

Use Python instead, it has a much saner object system by comparison.

>>6
Perl doesn't really have an object model, it just has the necessary scaffolding.

>>6
Oh, an object system! Very useful for printing a string in a loop!

>>2
Use Moose.

>>9
Beautiful. Thanks!

>>8
Yes, how else would you create and use an iterator

>>9
Why would you fuck a moose?

>>12
Big anus!

I just ate some fried chicken.

The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm.

Afterwords, the division manager of Popeye's came up to my table and asked me how the meal was. I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.

He lead me to the back of the Popeye's, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live Moose, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the Popeye's cut large sections from the horse, which was  screaming in horror. The Popeye's employees took the chunks of flesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the Moosemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.

I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the Moose's rump, the asshole puckering rhythmically with terror. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"

I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect PENIS into the Moose's defenseless asshole. I came just as the Moose died. I was delighted. Popeye's definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

>>14
A moose isn't a horse; it's a member of the deer family.

>>15
copypasta

>>16
anuspasta

+[
  [-]> [-]<
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  >+++++[<-------->-]<-.
  >++++++++[<++++++++>-]<+.
  ++++++++++++.
  >+++++++[<----------->-]<.
  >++++++[<+++++++++++>-]<.
  +++.
  ----.
  >++++[<+++++>-]<.
  -.
  -----------.
  ---.
  +++++++++++++++.
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  >+++++++[<--------->-]<+.
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]

>>10
Welcome to Modern Perl. No, it's not an oxymoron

You might also enjoy Try::Tiny…, ah, just look at the stuff in Task::Kensho. Enlightening.

>>1
It is so beautiful I had to fap to it.

((lambda (x) (x x))
  (lambda (x) (display "I am beautiful.") (newline) (x x)))

Alternatively, $ yes I am beautiful.

forever $ putStrLn "I am beautiful."


#include <stdio.h>
int main(){for(;;printf("I am beautiful\n")){}}

>>22
Current winner.

global _start

section .data
  s db "I am beautiful",10
  l equ $ - s
section .text
_start:
  mov rax, 1
  mov rdi, rax
  mov rsi, s
  mov rdx, l
  syscall
  mov rax, 60
  mov rdi, 0
  syscall

inb4 unlambda implementation

^{Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''}