/prog/ - The Felch Of My Anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:28

I have been collecting the felch from my anus over the past several years and have been storing it in an a 50 gallon oil drum. Through painstaking dedication and perseverance, I have nearly filled the drum to the brim.

My technique is thus: I enlist the help of a fifty year old whore with AIDS named Sarah to guide the erect penis of a thoroughbred horse into my rectal cavity, where, with a few convincing strokes it erupts with thick semen to coat my insides. I then have Sarah felch the semen from my ass and we snowball it between ourselves several times before she deposits it into a jar prior for transport to the felch-drum. Furthermore, I rarely give myself an enema so as to aid in my efforts of obtaining the highest quality felch possible through this technique.

The felch I have obtained smells of putrid ass and equestrian ejaculate, and I have kept it at its original consistency by keeping the drum sealed.

I intend to take my drum of felch and inject portions of it in turn into the rectum of a five day old corpse with a catheter, after which I will then felch it out myself. Through this process, I hope to achieve an even higher grade of felch that is sure to be heady in its aroma and exquisite in its taste. I am sure that even the most exclusive of felch connoisseurs will be pleased.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:38

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:38

This is my fetish.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:41

Reading this gave me an erection.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 20:45

>>1,3-4
SPAYNTGBTL.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:05

>>5
Same person and you need to go back to...?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:10

>>6
/lounge/, I'm guessing. Good job, though, I couldn't figure out anything past SPAY

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:11

>>5
Unsurprisingly, they are not the same person. Anus-talk evokes a certain degree of camaraderie on /pra_nu_sge/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:16

>>6
Spay NT, Great Britain to lose.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 21:22

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-19 22:02

Suck Penis After You Nibble The Gooch Between The Legs

Name: VIPPE 2010-09-20 4:24

VIP QUALITY

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 5:28

Sword play and yiffing now, the great big tits lactacte

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-20 6:03

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Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 7:02

>>13
Move the comma to before "now," add another verse and you've got a pretty good haiku

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 7:14

Sword play and yiffing Now the great big tits lactate We have been trolled constantly

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 11:48

>>16
Sword play and yiffing Now the great big tits lactate That's not a Haiku

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 12:07

>>17
Sword play and yiffing Now the great big tits lactate YHBT, Xarn

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 12:07

>>17
fuck off weeaboo

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 16:26

Felch from the anus of a corpse is an opiate of the masses.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 17:05

>>17
where is the seasonal reference in that?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-20 17:15

>>21
lactation occurs in a seasonal manner in mammals which having a distinct breeding season

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 0:26

Resurrecting a half-decayed barrel of anus felch.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 2:54

http://i.imgur.com/gySrg.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 3:12

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-12 6:54

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Name: Anonymous 2011-08-23 13:32

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Name: VIPPER 2011-08-23 14:19

This thread has come back to haunt me.

The Felch Of My Anus

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