/prog/ - What is this?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:34

I'm a rookie programmer trying to get into Javascript, but for the life of me I can't understand what is this?

If this is something simple I will feel bad. Hopefully this will be easy to learn. I don't know why this is so complex.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:42

what is this?
It's called ``using the [b] tags when you mean the [code] tags''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:43



function Anus() {

  this.is = "haxxed";

  this.hax = function(){alert (this.is);}

}



var MyAnus = new Anus();

MyAnus.hax();

I hope this sample code will enlighten you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 19:54

>>3
Thanks, this isn't so hard after all. I hope this will help me one of these days. I'd hate to learn this for nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 21:37

this refers to the current object

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-16 22:27

WATS A OBJECT

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:15

>>6
Well, son. An object is when a mommy class inherits the dick of the daddy class and... oh, you were trolling.

Dammit son, you got me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:35

What's this? What's this? There's color everywhere. What's this? There's white things in the air.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 1:36

>>7
Did you just seriously bump this thread just to post your unfunny attempt at making up a joke?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 8:25

>>7
That's stupid. Why would she inherit the dick? Did her father put in his will, "For my daughter: $46.30, my penis (preserved in brine), the teaspoon collection"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 8:39

>>10
I lol'd but >>7 said mommy inherits daddy's dick. you're implying that daddy married his daughter

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 9:02

>>11
She inherits her daddy's dick. Unless she married a really old guy and that's his will, but even so she still wouldn't be able to get pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 10:45

She doesn't inherit the dick of the husband class

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 11:08

Let's switch metaphors while we still have some independence from /d/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 11:11

Girl implements Vagina

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 12:09

Vagina is a private interface

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 13:03

>>16
Friends can inspect other friends' privates.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 15:59

>>17
That's what she said!
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-17 16:54

>>18
(☜ﾟァﾟ)☜ ☜☜☜☜☜ back to /vip/, please

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:41

<-- check em dubz

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22 Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:41