Important decision...

I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. Thanks in advance guys.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself?

>>1
I have seen this i already.

I think I first saw that joke in a chain email my grandmother sent me in 1996.

I'm pretty sure even Moses didn't find this funny.

I used to post this on /b/, 2 years ago!

LOL!

1) phone rings
 - program it!
2) taxi
 - taxis? program them!
3) mobile ((phone))
 - program that shit!
4) rear wheel arch
 - never heard of that arch
could you repost with the output of uname -a

Irrelevant but quite very entertaining. Thanks, >>1.

>>1,8
SPAWHBTF

>>9
_{I will never figure out what this stands for and I am OK with that but I thought it usually ended with "C"}

>>10
In this case the F stands for ``feebly''.

>>10
SAME PERSON AND WE HAVE BEEN TROLLED FEEBLY

>>9-12
SPAWHBTF

>>13
I will never figure out what this means

>>10
Perhaps it's factorially.

>>15
Or fibonaccically

>>12
Ah, so it's the textboard version of "samefag."  Their spelling uses one less character.

Saw this on TV.

>>9-17
SPAWHBTA

>>19
SPAWHBTA
I've been here all day and I still don't know what that means. Every time I see it I think: "rolling on the floor, having been trolled my ass off."

>>20
That's because you are too lazy to read the fucking thread you're replying to. Quite frankly, you're a lost cause and should go to /pr/.

>>21
I'm taking it on faith this thread isn't worth reading.

>>20
I imagine same person and we have been trolled anally

>>20
This is SPARTA!
This is SPAWHBTA?