If programming languages were brass

ASM: didgeridoo
C: bugle
C++: vuvuzela
Forth: cornett (zink)
Haskell: tuba
Lisp: the horn
Perl: trombone
Python: slide trumpet
Ruby: sackbut

The more of these threads get created, they closer they are to random mappings from one category onto another.

If you're going to waste the time putting one of these together, at least put an ounce of thought into it.  Wouldn't ASM just be a big pile of brass scraps?  "Lisp: the horn" because, yeah, that makes sense.