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Porn Organisation

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 8:39

Sup /prog/. Now, assuming you're the typical /prauge/lodyte you'll write programs for many things in your life lol liek u hav a lief fgt. And I come to you today, humbly presenting my porn scripts.

[advert]Tired of your porn being stashed away in directories you can't get to? Tired of having it all in one folder and sifting through for that one picture of that close up of that girl you met that time at that anime convention you fucking weaboo ``faggot''?[/advert] Well worry no more, because I bring forth a solution.

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So here's how it works, /prog/:

In order to make the transition to a FAP-TF managed porn directory, this initial.sh (http://pastebin.com/LQU0AJfN) will adjust your existing setup to the ENTERPRISE TAGGING FILE SYSTEM EMULATOR DESIGN. Please dry run this first (-d), as it isn't perfect.

testlink.sh (http://pastebin.com/4pTep1uh) can be used to verify the solidarity of the FILE SYSTEM LINKS. Beware, these FILE SYSTEM LINKS are cutting edge, not supported by any except the most modern ENTERPRISE OPERATING SYSTEMS, such as Microsoft Windows Vista.

Next, you can use linkinfo.pl (http://pastebin.com/w43buZ9k)to give you details on your newly created TAGGING FILE SYSTEM. Run with --help for details. This is highly advanced enterprise level FORCED OBFUSCATION OF CODE, and may leak synergy over you if you aren't as enterprise as me.

The above two scripts must be run at the root of your porn directory.

Lastly, the pièce de résistance, newimg.pl (http://pastebin.com/TTV3puPD). This piece of masterful coding took our development team five man-months of team building synergy mould creating work. It even has --help capapability. This program will allow you to add even more porn to your current ENTERPRISE FILE TAGGING DIRECTORY STRUCTURE. For example:
./newimg s_and_m perl -- path/to/files...
This will add each file specified after ``--'' to the tags ``perl'' and ``s_and_m''.
Flags must be the first arguments, and this program's ABSTRACT CODING METHODOLOGY gives it the capability to be run from anywhere in your system.

Thank you for your time.

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for your ruined anime collection

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 8:42

Why not just watch porn on one of those free porn sites?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 8:50

I didn't think it possible to write bad Perl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 9:32

What the shit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 9:36

tldr

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 10:01

Porn Organisation
Porganisation
Porg
/prog/

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 10:29

I just upload my shit to http://chan.sankakucomplex.com

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 10:50

>>7
That thing still exists? What the hell

Name: VIPPER 2010-09-07 11:35

w

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 11:44

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 11:48

REMIND MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 13:26

>>10
That's some good anus haxing going on there.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 13:52

My Porn is actually highly organised

Name: ​​​​​​​​​​ 2010-09-07 14:48

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 16:19

>>13
care to share your organization/naming scheme?

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 16:28

>>15
Filenames are md5sums of contents. All porn is in one single directory. Viewer is a random file selector.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 16:50

You know, I'm pretty sure KDE has file tagging and searching now via that Nepomuk semantic porn bullshit thing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 21:49

Who doesn't organize their porn?

Mine's organized by chronological then thread topic/name, when I get it from threads.

YYYY_MM_DDTopic

If I had to organize it better, I'd switch to tagging.

Most of my mangas or pictures are organized by the torrent I got them from, or disorganized. I used to organize them by language and whether they were generally short or long mangas.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 2:24

>>18
I think you'll find the correct plural of ``manga'' is in fact ``mangae''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-08 2:43

>>18
Who doesn't organize their porn?
You, apparently.  Nothing you said resembles organization.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-09 19:55

>>18
I'd switch to tagging.
Please say you're going to use my PORN ORGANISER.
No one else is :(

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