Name: Anonymous 2010-09-07 8:39
Sup /prog/. Now, assuming you're the typical /prauge/lodyte you'll write programs for many things in your life lol liek u hav a lief fgt. And I come to you today, humbly presenting my porn scripts.
[advert]Tired of your porn being stashed away in directories you can't get to? Tired of having it all in one folder and sifting through for that one picture of that close up of that girl you met that time at that anime convention you fucking weaboo ``faggot''?[/advert] Well worry no more, because I bring forth a solution.
Fast Access Porn - Task Force develop enterprise viewable standards for a wide range of technologies, and an even wider range of industries. FAP-TF modeling standards enable powerful location of that which you desire, along with execution and maintenance of software and other processes. FAP-TF middleware standards and profiles are based on the Common Integrated Visual Providings Standard ©, and support a wide variety of industries and an even wider range of clients. All of our specifications may be downloaded without charge from our website.
FAP-TF provides scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
So here's how it works, /prog/:
In order to make the transition to a FAP-TF managed porn directory, this initial.sh (http://pastebin.com/LQU0AJfN) will adjust your existing setup to the ENTERPRISE TAGGING FILE SYSTEM EMULATOR DESIGN. Please dry run this first (-d), as it isn't perfect.
testlink.sh (http://pastebin.com/4pTep1uh) can be used to verify the solidarity of the FILE SYSTEM LINKS. Beware, these FILE SYSTEM LINKS are cutting edge, not supported by any except the most modern ENTERPRISE OPERATING SYSTEMS, such as Microsoft Windows Vista.
Next, you can use linkinfo.pl (http://pastebin.com/w43buZ9k)to give you details on your newly created TAGGING FILE SYSTEM. Run with --help for details. This is highly advanced enterprise level FORCED OBFUSCATION OF CODE, and may leak synergy over you if you aren't as enterprise as me.
The above two scripts must be run at the root of your porn directory.
Lastly, the pièce de résistance, newimg.pl (http://pastebin.com/TTV3puPD). This piece of masterful coding took our development team five man-months of team building synergy mould creating work. It even has --help capapability. This program will allow you to add even more porn to your current ENTERPRISE FILE TAGGING DIRECTORY STRUCTURE. For example:
./newimg s_and_m perl -- path/to/files...
This will add each file specified after ``--'' to the tags ``perl'' and ``s_and_m''.
Flags must be the first arguments, and this program's ABSTRACT CODING METHODOLOGY gives it the capability to be run from anywhere in your system.
Thank you for your time.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for your ruined anime collection
[advert]Tired of your porn being stashed away in directories you can't get to? Tired of having it all in one folder and sifting through for that one picture of that close up of that girl you met that time at that anime convention you fucking weaboo ``faggot''?[/advert] Well worry no more, because I bring forth a solution.
Fast Access Porn - Task Force develop enterprise viewable standards for a wide range of technologies, and an even wider range of industries. FAP-TF modeling standards enable powerful location of that which you desire, along with execution and maintenance of software and other processes. FAP-TF middleware standards and profiles are based on the Common Integrated Visual Providings Standard ©, and support a wide variety of industries and an even wider range of clients. All of our specifications may be downloaded without charge from our website.
FAP-TF provides scalable, modern turnkey implementations of flexible, personalized, cutting-edge Internet-enabled e-business application product suite e-solution architectures that accelerate response to customer and real-world market demands and reliably adapt to evolving technology needs, seamlessly and efficiently integrating and synchronizing with their existing legacy infrastructure, enhancing the e-readiness capabilities of their e-commerce production environments across the enterprise while giving them a critical competitive advantage and taking them to the next level.
So here's how it works, /prog/:
In order to make the transition to a FAP-TF managed porn directory, this initial.sh (http://pastebin.com/LQU0AJfN) will adjust your existing setup to the ENTERPRISE TAGGING FILE SYSTEM EMULATOR DESIGN. Please dry run this first (-d), as it isn't perfect.
testlink.sh (http://pastebin.com/4pTep1uh) can be used to verify the solidarity of the FILE SYSTEM LINKS. Beware, these FILE SYSTEM LINKS are cutting edge, not supported by any except the most modern ENTERPRISE OPERATING SYSTEMS, such as Microsoft Windows Vista.
Next, you can use linkinfo.pl (http://pastebin.com/w43buZ9k)to give you details on your newly created TAGGING FILE SYSTEM. Run with --help for details. This is highly advanced enterprise level FORCED OBFUSCATION OF CODE, and may leak synergy over you if you aren't as enterprise as me.
The above two scripts must be run at the root of your porn directory.
Lastly, the pièce de résistance, newimg.pl (http://pastebin.com/TTV3puPD). This piece of masterful coding took our development team five man-months of team building synergy mould creating work. It even has --help capapability. This program will allow you to add even more porn to your current ENTERPRISE FILE TAGGING DIRECTORY STRUCTURE. For example:
./newimg s_and_m perl -- path/to/files...
This will add each file specified after ``--'' to the tags ``perl'' and ``s_and_m''.
Flags must be the first arguments, and this program's ABSTRACT CODING METHODOLOGY gives it the capability to be run from anywhere in your system.
Thank you for your time.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for your ruined anime collection