Java is the best language EVER

OF ALL TIME.

Prove to me, in a civil and politeyea right way why you disagree and maybe I'll learn something else.

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I don't see why we need to have this discussion
... ever.  If you've ever used Java and you've ever learned a real programming language to compare it to, you don't need to ask anyone else why Java sucks.

If Java is all you've ever learned, and all you want to do is write toys that run inside a browser, then Java is super fucking neat-o and you should continue using it.