Java is the best language EVER

OF ALL TIME.

Prove to me, in a civil and politeyea right way why you disagree and maybe I'll learn something else.

I don't see why we need to have this discussion over a language that supports no more than a single programming paradigm and doesn't even do that very well.

Here's a pretty good summary someone posted over three years ago: http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1181689161/11