Seinfeld characters as programming languages

Assembler: Elaine
BASIC: Kenny Bania
C++: George
C: Jerry
Clojure: "Crazy" Joe Davola
Cobol: Helen Seinfeld
Forth: Morty Seinfeld
Haskell: Kramer
HTML: Susan Ross
Java: Jackie Chiles
Javascript: Uncle Leo
Lua: Mickey Abbott
Ocaml: Russell Dalrymple
Pascal: Estelle Costanza
Perl: Jacopo Peterman
PHP: Newman
Python: George Steinbrenner
Ruby: Frank Costanza
Scheme: Ruthie Cohen

Sorry I only watch Japanese cartoons

>>3
Then substitute "Seinfeld" for "Azumanga Daioh"

But these are not Azumanga Daioh characters!

>>5
Then substitute everyone for Ohsaka.

>>6
But Sakaki is mai waifu!

More like "Haskell: Soup Nazi." No side-effects for you!

PHP: Newman

Ok, I lol'd.

I like seinfeld

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