Seinfeld characters as programming languages

Assembler: Elaine
BASIC: Kenny Bania
C++: George
C: Jerry
Clojure: "Crazy" Joe Davola
Cobol: Helen Seinfeld
Forth: Morty Seinfeld
Haskell: Kramer
HTML: Susan Ross
Java: Jackie Chiles
Javascript: Uncle Leo
Lua: Mickey Abbott
Ocaml: Russell Dalrymple
Pascal: Estelle Costanza
Perl: Jacopo Peterman
PHP: Newman
Python: George Steinbrenner
Ruby: Frank Costanza
Scheme: Ruthie Cohen

But these are not Azumanga Daioh characters!