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smoke weed everyday

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:28

I've tried programming whilst high, but I find myself unable to do anything complicated, like design algorithms. So it's not very helpful. Anyone else had different experiences?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:39

I program fine when you're high.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:45

Yeah, I've tried it too. Just made me sluggish, made my mind wander a lot looking at a problem from different angles, but I wasn't able to grasp or focus on anything for very long before moving on to the next idea.

I work best with a freshly brewed pot of coffee nearby, a cool draft (I can't work in the summer heat--need that A/C), zero outside disruptions, and music playing from a high-quality Internet radio stream, which must either be industrial, classical, or weeaboo shit. I can't code to anything else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:54





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Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 16:58

>>3
I can't code to anything with lyrics (too distracting).

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:00

>>5
Weeaboo music like jpop/kpop isn't bad because you can't understand most of it, and therefore it's not distracting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:00

>>6
I find drum and bass to make me productive. It's as if I'm programming against the clock.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:15

OK, I know you faggots are going to laugh at this, but I listen to Autechre, specifically this album: http://bit.ly/bo1KWT. It's great programming music.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:17

>>8
I like Incunabula, especially Bike. Autechre is nice programming music.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:29

Ryoji Ikeda!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 17:47

Really depends on how high you are. Obviously, when you're tripping balls coding is going to be difficult. However I find it much easier to wrap my head around problems after smoking just a hit or two. Also makes me code for longer periods of time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:48

This is me achieving a new level of satori.

http://i.imgur.com/MJ6xF.jpg

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 18:52

>>12
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:03

>>13
WHYBT?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:04

>>13
the music track in that pic might be a troll, but if you look at what he's coding, I think that shows a significant level of satori.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:05

>>14
Oh, sorry. Is that Visual Studio window actually your background?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:09

>>15
Since when are Sepples and R6RS anywhere near satori?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:10

I tried everything but in the end I'm the most productive in pure silence.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:12

>>16
I'm afraid not, no. If it means anything, I also regularly develop on Linux and OS X and I am an avid Emacs user. I just happen to be on my windows machine at the moment to fix a few broken test cases on this platform for one of my frameworks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:24

I talk to myself, all the goddamn time. That makes me productive, and it is also why I work at home.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 19:37

>>20
I don't talk to myself so much as swear out loud to myself. I'm surprised I haven't yet been reported to the drone army ``HR'' for this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:01

>>17
One can tell that the R6RS code is actually an example from the R5RS specification. It's a bit of a shame it's not his own code. Most of us boast enough code of our own that we're proud of in our "toy" languages.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:02

And the sepples code is from boost. So none of the things in the screenshot were of his own creation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:07

Hey guys, wouldn't it be fun if we had a codeshot thread where the file of which the contents is to be posted had to be randomised?

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:08

>>23
Actually it's my own C++ code. Boost doesn't have a radix_sort, and it's not in the hrc namespace. Boost's threading library doesn't have nearly half of those header files either.

You caught me on the Scheme code.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-03 20:22

>>24
It would be filled of text porn and crappy manga fan-art.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 1:41

the majority of google chrome was programmed while on heroin

Name: REQUESTING SAGETANK 2010-08-04 1:58

REQUESTING SAGETANK

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 2:04

>>1-28
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 3:29

>>29
U MENA >>1-27

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 3:56

>>30
No, no. >>29 was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 4:02

>>31
I don't think so.

>>29,31
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 4:40

>>32
No, no. >>31 was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 8:01

>>33
I don't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 8:01

>>34
No, no. >>33 was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 8:02

>>35
I don't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 8:02

>>36
No, no. >>35 was correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-04 8:20

>>37
I don't think so.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 2:56

>>38
I don't think so, Tim.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 3:13

On OPs question. It's certainly possible. It might even be helpful if you're forced to code in a language you hate like PHP or Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:03

Programming on weed means even less typing and even more thinking.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 9:05

I smoked some blue lotus (Nymphaea caerulea) last night.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 11:51

UNIX in general and Perl specifically only makes sense when you are stoned out of your fucking mind. I'm a UNIX sysadmin, go figure...

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 12:23

If I can't overcome a problem I try to hit my Ballmer peak, works like a charm every time (almost).

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 13:45

The Ballmer peak is measured in chairs/second

LOL BALLMER

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 14:07

>>43
Most Unix admins I know are always drunk. Whenever they're on the job they're at least hungover enough to qualify as "still drunk."

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 14:49

>>46
I blame the users for this sad state of affairs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-05 20:36

>>47
He didn't blame you, he just made an observation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:44

>>48
OBSERVE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:49

>>48
I'm the admin from >>46, fucknut

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 12:54

>>50
I feel that FUCKNUT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 13:24

I can't concentrate on coding without being moderately high. Being seriously stoned doesn't work that well since then I can't remember what I was trying to do in the first place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-06 13:58

>>52
CONCENTRATE MY ANUS

Name: JEWS 2010-08-07 10:58

SMOKE MY ANUS EVERYDAY

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 17:16

up you go, to the top of the thread list

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:13

>>55
UP MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:34

>>55
give me one good reason sunshine

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:37

I am the OP and I do not approve of where this thread has gone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:40

>>58
APPROVE OF WHERE MY ANUS HAS GONE

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:52

>>59
WHERE NO ANUS HAS GONE BEFORE

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 18:53

>>58,59
Same faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 19:01

>>61
I am >>1,58 and >>59 is not me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 19:52

>>1-62
Same faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-09 22:42

>>62 contradicts >>63

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 1:18

>>64
This calls for a duel.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 4:42

>>64

CONTRADICT MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 11:22

>>64
Read it again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 13:16

>>67
Just take it easy and smoke some weed, bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 14:41

>>68
I told you to read it again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 15:15

>>69
Uu-!  Uu-!  Uu-!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 16:16

Shut up, Maria.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-10 16:37

Sussmanites, I have decided to take >>68's advice. I will be rolling with chronic, tobacco, cardboard roach (I hear Americans call it a mouthpiece) and grape flavoured Rips rolling papers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 3:50

>>1

well, weed fucks out your short-term memory, so it's next to useless while doing actual coding.

designing stuff, yeah, this is where it comes for good.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-11 8:02

Schizophrenic thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-27 17:07

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:29

<-- check em dubz

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