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A question to the people HELPING THEM!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:08

The correct title of this thread is ``A question to the people HELPING THEM!''. The omission of BBCode is because of technical restrictions.

Let's say you come upon a cretin asking for help. The language is VB, Java, PHP, or basic C. He's too much of a dolt to use the [code] tags. His code is offensively bad and his question is easily answered by a quick google search. Add some imageboard vocabulary and lack of any punctuation whatsoever for good measure.

Why do you help people like these?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:12

>>1
To make people like you grind your teeth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:13

>>2
You're shitting in your own world.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:22

>>3
What I don't understand is how people can be such a dog in the manger.  If you have skill in something, but don't want to help someone else with that skillset, then that's your call; it takes a really bitter person to begrudge other people for doing something nice where you shunned doing anything.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:26

>>4
See >>1
his question is easily answered by a quick google search

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:31

Google this "Why do you help people like these?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:34

>>5
Irrelevant.  Wouldn't you also be helping him by telling him to "just Google it?"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:35

>>7
I'd be teaching him to help himself. Fish, etc.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:38

>>8
Void if he comes back and asks you about something else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:43

>>9
Hopefully he doesn't come back. Even the most obtuse moron should see a pattern after his first three questions are replied with "google it" (and, surprisingly for him, the solution turns out to be really easy to find!).

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 11:45

>>9
It depends upon how easily searchable the answer is. Queries that are more interesting than that will get better respect from me.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:06

>>11
That is understandable.
But that brings me back to >>4: if you require some amount of respect to consider helping a person, then that is your call and I probably could not argue you away from that position.

Still, there is something wrong about replying "just Google it," at least in our profession, in my opinion.  I don't want to create a "look-up table" programmer; I'd rather create a "what is my program doing [here]" analytical programmer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:08

>>4
There are hundreds of sites to get programming help at where people like you hang out. Go there and feel good about yourself. I don't need to tutor newbs to enjoy my knowledge of ani haxing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:17

I don't need to tutor newbs to enjoy my knowledge of ani haxing
Since you don't help them anyway, you have no reason to care if someone else does.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:23

>>13
I think you should just leave.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:23

>>2,4,6-7,11-12
Get out greennames.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:26

>>16
¿¿¿???

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 12:27

>>17
They are using exploits to make their names appear green and their posts move the thread to the top.

I have reported this issue to Mr "Vac" Bob.

Name: Greenname 2010-07-31 13:10

>>16
NO!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:44

You know, there has been a lot more sageing here recently than there used to be. I blame the influx of 2ch users.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 13:57

>>20
there has been a lot more sageing here recently
You sayin' that's a bad thing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 14:13

>>20
s/blame/support/;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 15:45

>>21
I'm just sayin' it's interesting how someone seems intent on pretending that /prog/ used to have a golden era of sage before summer when an inpour users from the image boards lead to a sharp decline in post quality, when none of that is true.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 16:49

>>23
I do believe you impute intentions which aren't there.

Personally I fully support the default-sage mindset, and it's not because I believe there was once some golden era of sage. What do I care what happened then? - I want it to happen now.

Even if I did believe in such a time it doesn't mean I'd support its continued application out of sheer orthodoxy, and I don't really imagine any /prog/lodyte thinking that way either.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 17:05

>>24
impute
*imply

BACK TO THE IMAGE BOARDS FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 18:18

>>25
Impute does not mean imply. If I'd meant imply, I'd have said imply. Now piss off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 18:33

>>26
Now piss off.
*gb2/b/

NO U!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-31 21:58

>>23,24
Please optimize your use of spoiler tags.

>>25,27
Please stop posting.

Name: >>24 2010-07-31 22:48

>>28
Please optimize your use of spoiler tags.
Mine were optimized out.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 4:44

>>29
You don't optimize essential features out!

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-01 5:34

>>28
Please stop posting.
* gb2/v/

GO BACK TO B WITH YOUR GB2 SHIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 3:17

>>31
Please fuck off.

Name: Anonymous 2010-08-07 5:35

>>32
NO UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! U- U- !!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 18:55

TO ANGER YOU ANON-SEMPAI!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 21:13

>>1

Do you realize it's the same person asking the question and answering it just to piss you off?

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 21:58

>>36
He probably does.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 22:01

The correct title of this thread is ``A question to the people HELPING THEM!''. The omission of BBCode is because of technical restrictions
This is the first time I've laughed at a MediaWiki reference on /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 22:18

If i help them or not depends on how much they entertain me.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 22:37

>>1
I help them because I fucking hate you.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-08 23:47

I help, therefore I am.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 0:02

>>37
He's actually the same person asking the questions, answering them, samefagging shit like "fuck you ``faggot''" all over his own threads, trolling himself and making up all the conversations. And now he created this thread to whine about it. Also, everyone who replied to this thread is actually him.

Conclusion: /prog/ has only one user doing all this shit. Congratulations to his autism. (Yay me... Forever Alone here...)

Name: VIPPER 2011-03-09 3:45

I believe this thread deserves to be deleted.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 4:39

>>1
protip: if they're not trolling, send them to SO.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 6:07

>>42

fuck you ``faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 6:31

>>43
You deserve to be deleted, autism boy.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 7:37

>>2-46,48-
DON'T HELP THEM!!

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 11:00

>>44
Send them to /dev/null.

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-09 12:21


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