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/prog/ Word of the Day

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:19

Post your programming related words of the day with definition here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:27

in·te·ger·y 
n. Mathematics
1. Being somewhat like an integer.
2. The state of being a complete unit or entity.
Despite returning a double, the output of this function is quite integery. It rarely has a fractional component greater than 1/100000.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:27

NO EXCEPTIONS - every post is responded to. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:33

>>2
Im going to sart using integery in my code comments ^_^

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:43

void·h
n. Computer Science
1. handles all the common functions,#defines,#ifdefs and #includes
#include "void.h"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 18:52

A·nus·ry
n. Anusology
1. A collection of components that form a complete anus.
2. The act of preparing the anus for the haxing.
After completing all other pre-anusry setup, but before inserting the codan, take care to ensure that the proglodyte is in a stable and comfortable position.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 21:07

>>4
^_^
Back to AOL, please!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 21:38

>>7
XD

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 23:14

>>8

(   -  _ -).oO(POLECAT KEBABS)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 0:45

>>9
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 1:08

>>10
Inappropriate use of faggot quotes detected.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 3:06

>>11
``Faggot'' detected.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 4:18

I dotn know abnout this

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 17:21

This thread is the first google result for ''pre-anusry``.

Name: ­ 2010-12-12 18:30

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 18:44

Memoization

In computing, memoization is an optimization technique used primarily to speed up computer programs by having function calls avoid repeating the calculation of results for previously-processed inputs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 19:18

Memorization

In computing, memorization is an optimization technique used primarily to free computing resources by allocating them to Chinese children reciting input data in a dark room.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 19:26

LISP

A programming language that processes lists. It is widely used in artificial intelligence research.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 22:54

Programming - copy and paste already made code. changing some variables and adding some output statements

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-12 23:15

Haskell:
No results for Haskell were found.
Did you mean U MENA HASKAL?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 14:15

Testing - Make sure that the splash screen appears and the app doesn't crash for at least half an hour on a machine with 8GB RAM

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 16:00

>>22
8GB RAM
You may think that's a lot, but wait until this thread is necrobumped in three years - 8 GB will be small-time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 16:05

>>23
Moore's law is dead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 16:23

>>24
lolol is ur law ded?

U MENA HASKAL

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 21:27

Recursion - Recursion calls Recursion

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 21:32

>>24
Anata wa konna ni kawaii wake ga nai.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 21:34

>>24
あなたはこんなにかわいいわけがない。

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 22:02

lol weeafags

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 22:13

>>29
>*fag
/b/に帰れ

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 22:13

>>30
stfu progfag

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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 22:36

>>30
君は「/b/を戻れ」を意味して!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 23:28

>>37
君は___を意味して!
"U MENA ___" in moonrunes?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 23:44

When I have a child I'm going to name him 光宙 (pronounced Pikachû.)

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-13 23:53


?MM~                                                       
 MMMM+M                                                    
  MMM+++?M                                                 
   .MM++++++M                                              
     M++++++++M                    .$MN7+++++++MMMMM       
      M+++++++++8 NMZ+++++++++++++++++++++++++MMM=         
       M++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++?MZ        M+8 
        +?III+7++++++++++++++++++++8+++++++M          $++M 
          =?O++++++++++++++++++++++++?OM            M++++D 
           .+++++++++++++++++++++++++M             $++++++ 
           N+++++++++++++++++++++I++++?          O++++++++~
           +++I: MM++++++++++++M  MM++O         N+++++++++M
          ~+++MMMMMO+++++++++++MMMMM+++?      ,I++++++++++N
          M+++OMMMM+++++++++++++DMM++++?     M+++++++++++++
          ++++++++++++++I8D+++++++++++++,   D++++++++++++M 
         7+++++++++++++++++++++++++NIII7O  D+++++++++++M   
         M++$IIM+++++++++++++++++++IIIID~.+++++++++++$:    
         ++7III$++++++DM++++IM+++++MII7$.I++++++++++8      
          M+8ZZ+++++++++++++++++++++++$M  M+++++++8        
           N+++++++++++++++++++++++++O++    +++++++?       
           M++++++++++++++++++++++++++++M    M++++++D      
           +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++?   ?++++++Z       
           +++++M++++++???II+++++++++++++=N+++++N          
          =++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++M++++M            
          M++++++7++++++++++++++?++++++N+O:$7ON            
          M+++++++M+++++++++++++N+++++I+++NOOOOM           
          N++++++++Z++++++++++++M++++Z++++OOOOM            
          N++M+++++$++++++++++++7+++++++++ON.              
          M++++7++++I+++++++++++?MNM++++++OO               
          7++++++NMZ++++++++++++++++++++++M                
           ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++N                 
           M+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++:                 
            N+++++++++++++++++++++++++++M                  
             Z+++++++++++++++++++++++++D                   
               O++++++??$DMMMMMDO8+ZD                      
                 ??+Z            ,O++M                     
               ,DMMM               ,M:                     

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 0:38

>>30

0) No sage
1) Fails at quote

Impostor from imageboards we have here.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 2:13

>>40
The resemblance is amazing.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 2:26

>>41
Thanks for that,

                       __                           
                      /\ \__           __           
  ___     __     _____\ \ ,_\    __   /\_\    ___   
 /'___\ /'__`\  /\ '__`\ \ \/  /'__`\ \/\ \ /' _ `\ 
/\ \__//\ \L\.\_\ \ \L\ \ \ \_/\ \L\.\_\ \ \/\ \/\ \
\ \____\ \__/.\_\\ \ ,__/\ \__\ \__/.\_\\ \_\ \_\ \_\
 \/____/\/__/\/_/ \ \ \/  \/__/\/__/\/_/ \/_/\/_/\/_/
                   \ \_\                            
                    \/_/                            
      __                                            
     /\ \               __                          
  ___\ \ \____  __  __ /\_\    ___   __  __    ____ 
 / __`\ \ '__`\/\ \/\ \\/\ \  / __`\/\ \/\ \  /',__\
/\ \L\ \ \ \L\ \ \ \_/ |\ \ \/\ \L\ \ \ \_\ \/\__, `\
\ \____/\ \_,__/\ \___/  \ \_\ \____/\ \____/\/\____/
 \/___/  \/___/  \/__/    \/_/\/___/  \/___/  \/___/

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 4:50

Recursion - Recursion calls Recursion
Typical retard's understanding of what recursion is, both mathematically and computerly programmatically.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 5:10

C++
Not recommended. Use ++C in for loops instead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 5:26

>>45
What deranged soul uses single uppercase letters for variable names?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 5:27

>>46
FV?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 7:24

Yeah, frozen_void is better suited to my tastes

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-14 10:18

>>45
Use ++C
U MENA D!

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 0:39

Bump pants

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 3:09

Pattern
The latest fad in software development that your manager wants to incorporate in your project.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 6:12

I don't use Factory's because that sounds so low-brow and working class.   Programming is far above the abilities of the common-man.

Therefore I think a better, higher-class term is needed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 6:57

>>52
fagtory

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-15 21:20

>>53
suntory

Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:20

<-- check em dubz

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