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Funny Shit Thread [Programming]

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 15:10

#define A_NORMAL    (1U - 1U)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 15:34

I am a curses programmer and this thread isn't really funny so far. At least it's shit, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 15:42

((.),(.))

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 15:54

I am a Haskell programmer and this thread isn't really funny so far. At least it's shit, I guess.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-23 16:51

I am a fjolnir programmer
*
"GRUNNUR"
;
, I guess.

Name: EXPERT SMALLTALKER 2010-07-23 18:09

Object := nil

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 10:51

I like to laugh at other's code to hide my own shortcomings.

Found this in some Java (the guy who did it got a summer job with an investment banker firm:

if(!testString.equals(null)){
  // do stuff with testString
}

Name: >>7 2010-07-24 10:52

s/'./s'/

Name: >>7-8 2010-07-24 10:53

s/:/):/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 11:03

s/.*/:(/g

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 17:56

            } else if (c == 'N') {
                color_set(COLOR_BLACK);

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-24 23:15

i got fired for my summer internship at trolltech

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-25 0:32

>>12
I chuckled.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 14:18

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 14:27

if(e)_(e);else{ if (e) return _(e) (e)? return _(e)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-26 16:26

>>15
Error: Unmatched '{' at line 1.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-27 3:30

>>14
hah

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 19:58


They banged against the bars of the cell, lusting for my flesh. I saw against the rear wall and waited. After days the bars had bent forward, the pressure from bodies pressed to it had become too much. Tired and starving I was beginning to hear the rotting corpses speak. "shori you can?" and "hey doh ken" the meaning behind these phrases was lost on me. The zombies against the bars had gotten pressed through the bars like a grinder. I felt sick and would have wretched if there were anything in my stomach to expel. The bars creaked and the walls groaned. The cell collapse forward and a flood began to pour forward. Gnashing teeth, jagged claws, empty eyes, and dead souls. I stood my back against the cool jail cell wall. "shor you ken?" I responded "Tiger."

Name: Anonymous 2013-08-31 21:28


drink vodka from some other shitty country.

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