Official C Challenge ①

Task:  Come up with an extension to the C programming language.  Provide a clear description of the extension, and a code sample that clearly shows what the extension is intended to do.

Prize:  (Winning criteria are not specified.)  The winner will have his extension featured in the C11 language standard.

My entry:  ... Sorry, I think C is perfect in every way already.

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It still looks like C.
From a bird's eye view it looks more like PHP. By the way, it's not a "C file" -- at least not yet. How can you say you like it better when you aren't even aware of the endless alternatives?

You mean like with a heredoc?
I was thinking of Inline::C but there are many many other methods. If you want a solution nearly as bad as yours I'm sure there's something to be found in Acme. There are also proper pre-processor tools that do what you suggest although, again, not as badly as you'd prefer.