Official C Challenge ①

Task:  Come up with an extension to the C programming language.  Provide a clear description of the extension, and a code sample that clearly shows what the extension is intended to do.

Prize:  (Winning criteria are not specified.)  The winner will have his extension featured in the C11 language standard.

My entry:  ... Sorry, I think C is perfect in every way already.

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You mean like with a heredoc?  That's a perl file with C in it.  This is a C file with perl in it.  Subtle difference, maybe.  I like this way better and I think this is more readable.  It still looks like C.