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Reversed CPP Thread.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:27

ITT every post is a CPP expression that comes before all previous posts.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:31

#define CPP SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:34

no, just no

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:36

#define no yes

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:43

#DEFINE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 17:50

#define true 0
#define false 1

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 18:05

CPP Programming Penis

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 18:05

return EXIT_FAILURE;

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 18:38

#define EXIT_FAILURE 0

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 18:48

#if 0

OH SHIT I BROKE IT D=

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 19:18

assert( PROG_STATUS == SHIT );

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 19:29

/* >>11 */
#include <assert.h>

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 19:39

/*
>>12
Was it wrong to assume that void.h was included automatically by progcc ?
*/

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 20:58

This thread is stupid. It's even dumber than the #LetsWriteAProgram thing on Twitter a while ago, mostly because of the language choice.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 21:32

>>14
these things always end up like this, it's best just to ignore it till it falls off the front page and out of the memories of our stupider users

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-03 23:50

>>14
>>15

I will keep it alive forever.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 0:24

#include "/dev/zero"

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 0:57

>>16
You don't have the attention span required, imageboard effluent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 3:02

>>18
Fuck off, ``faggot''.

Name: sage 2010-07-04 3:40

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 10:16

>>14
Should it have been scheme?

Name: sage 2010-07-04 12:57

bump

Name: 2010-07-04 12:59

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 14:40

(define lisp
  (lambda ()
    (display "LISP is a ")
    (scheme)))
(define scheme
  (lambda ()
    (display "SCHEME is a ")
    (lisp)))
(lisp)

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 20:19


(define lisp
  (lambda ()
    (display "LISP is a ")
    (scheme)))
(define scheme
  (lambda ()
    (display "SCHEME is a ")
    (lisp)))
(lisp)

RISPU <3

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-05 3:06

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