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PureBasic

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 12:53

MessageRequester("","Hello World")
The above program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 4kb .exe file.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 12:55

javascript:alert('Hello world')
The above shows a dialog box directly in your face if you paste it into the address line.
inb4  10kb native C++ solution.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 16:33

>Purebasic
>Toy language written in VisualStudio 2005.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 16:50

putStrLn "Hello, world!"
The above code writ*** Exception: stack overflow

Name: Jackson 5 GET 2010-06-30 17:45

 

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-30 18:32

>>5
Fuck off, spammer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 13:51

>>3
Better than buggy GNU shit like FreeBasic which forces to uses WINAPI.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:21

>>7
!! BASIC FIGHT !!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:27

QuickBasic was faster than Borland C, thats why it was called Quick.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:43

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The above Instant.EXE program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 1396kb .exe file.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 15:54

Basic is just a less capable Java

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 16:10

>>11
Java is just a JIT C++

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 16:11

http://www.pouet.net/prodlist.php?type[]=4k&platform[]=Windows
The above programs show 3D animations and music in native 4kb .exe files. What is your point?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 16:42

>>12
C++ is just a fancy macro assembler.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 17:47

>>14
Assemblers are just kid-gloves for soldering wires.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 17:54

>>15
I am curious. Why do you think ``kid-gloves'' deserves a hyphen?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 17:56

>>16
Presumably because ``kid'' is a noun. The hyphenation is absolutely correct.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 18:21

>>17
Sure, if he's referring to a child that has been carved out for use as a glove.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 18:26

>>18
Or gloves to be used by children.

Name: >>16 2010-07-01 18:27

>>18
Hm. In that sense it's correct. That is what kid gloves are, after all.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 18:47

>>19
No, those would be ``kid gloves''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 18:48

>>21
Learn English.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 19:09

>>22
No, >>21-sama is correct. The only one that makes any sense yet is >>18 which takes ``kid'' to mean the whole of your baby goat (or brother) and not just its (or his) hide. The distinction is helpful too; initiating a duel with such an object would not be sporting.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 19:15

>>20
Gloves... that have not yet fully matured? Gloves that are goats?

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 19:20

>>24
Gloves that are bab{y\ goats,ies}.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 20:59

>>25
Gloves that are bab{y\ goat,ie}s.
OTFY

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-01 21:39

>>25-26
Oh wow, I have increased my erudition. I really need to start reading manuals.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-02 0:56

>>26
It was stupid of me to break out the curlies and leave it unoptimized.

Name: QBasic 2010-07-03 13:44

Print "Hello World"
The above code compiles to a 4kb native com file.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 6:30

MessageBox(0,"","Hello World",0);
The above program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 270b .exe file.

Name: FrozenVoid 2010-07-04 6:48

>>30
Assembler does not compile, merely assembles, combining raw code like Lego blocks.

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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 7:04

>>31
you've posted this like 5 times already, get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 7:18

>>32
Please try to ignore troll posts.

Name: FrozenVoid 2010-07-04 7:24

>>32
You quite inquisitive about what i'm posting, counting and searching, desperately trying to find something bad, like a person with "no social life". Perhaps your own advice will be in order?


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Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 9:21

combining raw code like Lego blocks.
I'd argue that that is the linkers job

Name: Anonymous 2010-07-04 9:36

>>34

You quite inquisitive about [...]
You no good as troll.

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 3:20

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