PureBasic
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-30 12:53
MessageRequester("","Hello World")
The above program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 4kb .exe file.
2
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-30 12:55
javascript:alert('Hello world')
The above shows a dialog box directly in your face if you paste it into the address line.
inb4 10kb native C++ solution.
3
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-30 16:33
>Purebasic
>Toy language written in VisualStudio 2005.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-30 16:50
putStrLn "Hello, world!"
The above code writ*** Exception: stack overflow
5
Name:
Jackson 5 GET
2010-06-30 17:45
6
Name:
Anonymous
2010-06-30 18:32
7
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 13:51
>>3
Better than buggy GNU shit like FreeBasic which forces to uses WINAPI.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 15:21
9
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 15:27
QuickBasic was faster than Borland C, thats why it was called Quick.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 15:43
**iX200354 3B2870MzkJ TmV3IGRpYW xvZ3xYJzMw J1knMzAnVy cxMDAnSCc4 LDUnRUEJMA 0KMzgJSGVs bG8gV29ybG QhfEknTGFi ZWwxJ1gnMz gnWSczJ1cn MjAsNSdIJz MsNSdaTAkw DQozMQlFCT ANCg===*
The above Instant.EXE program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 1396kb .exe file.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 15:54
Basic is just a less capable Java
12
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 16:10
>>11
Java is just a JIT C++
13
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 16:11
http://www.pouet.net/prodlist.php?type []=4k&platform[]=Windows
The above programs show 3D animations and music in native 4kb .exe files. What is your point?
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 16:42
>>12
C++ is just a fancy macro assembler.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 17:47
>>14
Assemblers are just kid-gloves for soldering wires.
16
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 17:54
>>15
I am curious. Why do you think ``kid-gloves'' deserves a hyphen?
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 17:56
>>16
Presumably because ``kid'' is a noun. The hyphenation is absolutely correct.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 18:21
>>17
Sure, if he's referring to a child that has been carved out for use as a glove.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 18:26
>>18
Or gloves to be used by children.
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Name:
>>16
2010-07-01 18:27
>>18
Hm. In that sense it's correct. That is what kid gloves are, after all.
21
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 18:47
>>19
No, those would be ``kid gloves''.
22
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 18:48
23
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 19:09
>>22
No,
>>21- sama is correct. The only one that makes any sense yet is
>>18 which takes ``kid'' to mean the whole of your baby goat (or brother) and not just its (or his) hide. The distinction is helpful too; initiating a duel with such an object would
not be sporting.
24
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 19:15
>>20
Gloves... that have not yet fully matured? Gloves that are goats?
25
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 19:20
>>24
Gloves that are bab{y\ goats,ies}.
26
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 20:59
>>25
Gloves that are bab{y\ goat,ie}s.
OTFY
27
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-01 21:39
>>25-26
Oh wow, I have increased my erudition. I really need to start reading manuals.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-02 0:56
>>26
It was stupid of me to break out the curlies and leave it unoptimized.
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Name:
QBasic
2010-07-03 13:44
Print "Hello World"
The above code compiles to a 4kb native com file.
30
Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-04 6:30
MessageBox(0,"","Hello World",0);
The above program shows a dialog box with "hello world" and compiles to native 270b .exe file.
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Name:
FrozenVoid
2010-07-04 6:48
>>30
Assembler does not compile, merely assembles, combining raw code like Lego blocks.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-04 7:04
>>31
you've posted this like 5 times already, get a life.
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-04 7:18
>>32
Please try to ignore troll posts.
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Name:
FrozenVoid
2010-07-04 7:24
>>32
You quite inquisitive about what i'm posting, counting and searching, desperately trying to find something bad, like a person with "no social life". Perhaps your own advice will be in order?
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-04 9:21
combining raw code like Lego blocks.
I'd argue that that is the linkers job
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Name:
Anonymous
2010-07-04 9:36
>>34
You quite inquisitive about [...]
You no good as troll.
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Name:
Anonymous
2011-02-03 3:20