/prob/

Change name to /prob/, we are here. That is all!

NO EXCEPTIONS

/b/rothers I implore you please leave this board.

/brog/ - Brogramming

>>5
That sounds gay. You are gamming your bros........ :)

>>1 that would just make it worse

>>6 gamma-raying my bros?

Why would /b/ want to be here? All we do is program.. fuck you /b/

>>8 But we program in interesting ways.. Does that count for anything?

Dear /b/

Your content is of absolutely no interest to us. We do our own thing here. Honestly, you guys live on images on /b/ and here its allllll programming language. Please, leave. Your'e wasting what little time you have left on this earth. Take a walk outside, shower, go out with some friends, just be productive.

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>>10 why sow literate? this are supposed to be secret raid boardd!!

I'd like to know the asshat that linked to /prog/ on /b/. I hold him personally responsible for all of this; probably the same asshat that had /b/ raid /vip/ a while back.

>>13

Please try to ignore idiot threads.

hey guise, i just got here from... (wait for it)... google.
yep, was googling some shit about sysop and it linked to a thread here.

anyway, i quiet like programming so to preserve your precios board i decided to sage my post. unlike the failfag at >>14
looks like a pretty sexy board, if its a "secret" how do you recruit new /prog/tards?

>>16
We don't generally `recruit'. We have such narrow interests that it isn't worth casting the net, because we're only going to catch shitty-tasting fish. Generally, one of the following happens:
 - They innocently come here for help; their question is about programming, but not the kind of programming we like. They get trolled with responses useless to them, then they piss off.
 - They don't know all of the /prog/ memes inside-out, say "What use is this SICP book to me", then they piss off.
 - They are a /b/-tard, and spam threads with their idiocy (sadly, this is the current state of /prog/). They stay until they have to go back to school; in the meantime they contribute nothing of worth and are generally ignored or shouted at.

If you think of us as an autistic child - try and cope when we are dicks, but stick at it - you may or may not find that /prog/ is a rewarding place to be.
Just remember, so you aren't ostracised:
 - Forget any mannerisms and memes you've taken from elsewhere (especially 4chan). Also use proper English spelling and grammar. Your posts will be dismissed and your points ignored if you don't.
 - Pretend you've read SICP.
 - Don't take anything the new FrozenVoid says seriously.

>>7
agreed

You guys have a /prob/lem. We are taking over this board.

>>19
TAKE OVER MY ANUS

>>19
No you're not. We have MrVacBob and user scripts. Life will not change for us.

>>17
- Pretend you've read SICP.
fuck you

>>22
- Pretend you've read SICP.

>>23
Fuck you.

>>1
[b][o]/prob/ my ANUS[o][/b]

>>25
I have failed

>>26
biou is the standard, [b]the STANDARD[/b]

>>27
oh my god

>>27
fuck you zealout. its personal preference. i tend to use biuo as too me that is their precedence

>>1-29
^back _to /b/, please

>>30
nou

>>31 Yes, /prog/ would prefer if you left nou.

I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE

I am from /prob/ u have /prob/lem now dont /b/ scared.

>>33
* AFRICAN ANMERICAN

>>35
ANMERICAN

>>33
/b/ called: they want their MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE back.

BITCH FUCK SHITS!YOU NIGGER NAZI ASSES! YOU CAN FUCK HELL! BAN YU ALL! YOU GET BANNED! YOU GAVE OUT MY PASSWORD!I AM THE MOST FUCKING NGGER MATURE! GIVE ME BACK THE PASSWRD!

ASKFHSed?Gsdfghsdfkhgbafgbhbgfhbfs fukk sex you nigger cock pussy! i fuck yhou you have satan you canada ass whovdoesn't beleive in Christ! I HOPE YOU ALL GET RAPES!

>>38-39
I hope you contract a rare, painful and slow-killing disease.