/prob/

Change name to /prob/, we are here. That is all!

NO EXCEPTIONS

/b/rothers I implore you please leave this board.

/brog/ - Brogramming

>>5
That sounds gay. You are gamming your bros........ :)

>>1 that would just make it worse

>>6 gamma-raying my bros?

Why would /b/ want to be here? All we do is program.. fuck you /b/

>>8 But we program in interesting ways.. Does that count for anything?

Dear /b/

Your content is of absolutely no interest to us. We do our own thing here. Honestly, you guys live on images on /b/ and here its allllll programming language. Please, leave. Your'e wasting what little time you have left on this earth. Take a walk outside, shower, go out with some friends, just be productive.

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>>10 why sow literate? this are supposed to be secret raid boardd!!

I'd like to know the asshat that linked to /prog/ on /b/. I hold him personally responsible for all of this; probably the same asshat that had /b/ raid /vip/ a while back.

>>13

Please try to ignore idiot threads.

hey guise, i just got here from... (wait for it)... google.
yep, was googling some shit about sysop and it linked to a thread here.

anyway, i quiet like programming so to preserve your precios board i decided to sage my post. unlike the failfag at >>14
looks like a pretty sexy board, if its a "secret" how do you recruit new /prog/tards?

>>16
We don't generally `recruit'. We have such narrow interests that it isn't worth casting the net, because we're only going to catch shitty-tasting fish. Generally, one of the following happens:
 - They innocently come here for help; their question is about programming, but not the kind of programming we like. They get trolled with responses useless to them, then they piss off.
 - They don't know all of the /prog/ memes inside-out, say "What use is this SICP book to me", then they piss off.
 - They are a /b/-tard, and spam threads with their idiocy (sadly, this is the current state of /prog/). They stay until they have to go back to school; in the meantime they contribute nothing of worth and are generally ignored or shouted at.

If you think of us as an autistic child - try and cope when we are dicks, but stick at it - you may or may not find that /prog/ is a rewarding place to be.
Just remember, so you aren't ostracised:
 - Forget any mannerisms and memes you've taken from elsewhere (especially 4chan). Also use proper English spelling and grammar. Your posts will be dismissed and your points ignored if you don't.
 - Pretend you've read SICP.
 - Don't take anything the new FrozenVoid says seriously.

>>7
agreed

You guys have a /prob/lem. We are taking over this board.

>>19
TAKE OVER MY ANUS

>>19
No you're not. We have MrVacBob and user scripts. Life will not change for us.

>>17
- Pretend you've read SICP.
fuck you

>>22
- Pretend you've read SICP.

>>23
Fuck you.

>>1
[b][o]/prob/ my ANUS[o][/b]

>>25
I have failed

>>26
biou is the standard, [b]the STANDARD[/b]

>>27
oh my god

>>27
fuck you zealout. its personal preference. i tend to use biuo as too me that is their precedence