Debunking evolution

The C compiler is written in C.

How the fuck does that work? Where did C come from, fucking nowhere?

C, ANSI C? That's clearly microevolution. Have you ever seen C evolve into D? Of course not, because macroevolution is a figment of the computer evolutionists imagination.

Clearly there was a divine creator, as there is no way complexity such as C could have arisen by pure chance.

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I've written a Z80 assembler in binary before, and a Pascal-like language compiler in assembler (that same one.) That was in what most people would probably consider the most absurd introductory computer science class ever.