/prog/ - Is this what programming in Java is like?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 16:45

http://jz10.java.no/java-4-ever-trailer.html

Looks intense.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 17:01

>>1
Disturbingly well made.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 17:32

>>1
requires flash

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:15

>>3
So?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:23

>>4

Applets.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:30

>>4
I can't view it on my ipad

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:46

>>5
So?

>>6
Not the Website author's fault you couldn't save up a little more for a MacBook to view it proper.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 18:52

Your all gay

Sent from my PC

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 19:00

Sent from MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 19:17

>>8
What about my ``all gay''?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 2:21

>>10
It's gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 4:40

“jews”

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 5:07

If Java was a decent high-level language I might have even considered to keep using it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 5:56

The video is actually quite good. Java not so much...

Name: FrozenVoid 2010-06-26 7:05

The only article on wikipedia with specific language full of performance excuses by company promoting it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Java_performance
Notice there is no javascript or perl performance pages.
There is no criticism article, despite many other languages having pages full of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Criticism_of_Java

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 10:41

This is a pretty good troll. Maybe they'll even trick someone into trying to program in Java, that would be hilarious.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 11:49

haha JAVA

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 4:19

http://www.math.unipd.it/~tullio/SCD/2008/Materiale/PBH_SIGPLAN_Notices_34-4_199904.pdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 6:11

I leave prog for a week and I come back to a bunch of fucking weenies who think it's cool to hate java.

fucking pathetic, you guys are almost as up you own asses as #haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 6:16

Hope you're not doing Java and open source...

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 7:56

>>19
I think there's a case of same person ITT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 8:04

>>21
If ``a week'' spans no more than two days, then yes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 12:53

a bunch of fucking weenies who think it's cool to hate everything.

Yep, that's /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 3:38

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Don't change these.

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Is this what programming in Java is like?

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14 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 5:56

15 Name: FrozenVoid 2010-06-26 7:05

16 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 10:41

17 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-26 11:49

18 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 4:19

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20 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 6:16

21 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 7:56

22 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 8:04

23 Name: Anonymous 2010-06-27 12:53

24 Name: Anonymous 2010-11-14 3:38

26 Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 2:06