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itchy neckbeard

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:02

my neckbeard is really itchy .. any good ways to make it stop? bonus points if I don't have to get out my chair

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:13

liquid nitrogen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:14

Read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:17

Take either of your hands, and with the distal phalanges of this hand make contact with the itchy part of the neck(beard).
Apply a comfortable amount of pressure through the phalanges and move your hand back and forth along the flesh of your neck, perpendicular to both the hand and the line passing through the phalanges.
Make sure the phalanges are still in contact with the itchy area as this back-forth movement will be ineffective if not applied correctly.
Continue until satisfied with the decreased level of itchiness in the neckbeard, then remove the hand from the neck and resume your previous activity.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:34

I'm doing >>3 and >>4 together, thanks guys this is working well. I didn't do >>1 because I don't have any nearby.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:57

magnet therapy.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 7:59

Delete Linux (the answer you were aiming for).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 8:02

try showering

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 8:46

>>8
hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 9:54

>>9
you think your tough huh?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 11:27

My tough? MY tough?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 12:17

>>11
my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 14:35

>>10
say that to my face fucker not online

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 14:37

>>13
GB2 /b/
sage

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