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Looking for someone to help me cheat

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 12:58

I'd be willing to pay about $10 or so. Really easy questions if you know anything, which I don't. I have till Monday to write 5 tests and a final exam, so you can understand why I'm sort of fucked.

We'll just manycam well I'm doing the tests or something. Any takers?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:01

>>1
What kind of exams?
You should be more specific if you want help.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:04

>>2
Java, it's really basic stuff if you know your shit, which I don't. I just want to get it done with 80's+

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:06

no

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:07

Java

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:09

I'm not saying I like Java, or any of this hatred for languages or whatever. I'm willing to pay you if you know your shit to do some really easy work.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:11

You'd have to pay me a lot more than $10 to write any Java again. Which isn't to say you don't deserve to fail, of course.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:12

Hahaha.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 13:21

>>1,3,6
Java, it's really basic stuff if you know your shit, which I don't. I just want to get it done with 80's+
You know what? Fuck you. You don't deserve a goddamn 80. Some of us work for our grades and it pisses me off seeing people like you feeling entitled to a good grade and talk about cheating like it's no big deal. Fuck you. Go to your exam and fail it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:01

FUCK YOU!

YOU PEOPLE SUCK

JAVA ROCKS

AND YEAH ALREADY FOUND THOUSANDS OF OTHER TAKERS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:05

JAVA ROCKS
How do you know?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:06

JAVA IS PIG DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:13

SON OF A BITCH JAVA
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
JAVA IS PIG
DO YOU WANT BLOAT?
DO YOU WANT SLOW?
BYTECODE IS PIG DISGUSTING
JAMES GOSLING IS A MURDERER
FUCKING ENTERPRISE

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:16

java is <i>ANUS</i>

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:20

>>1
manycam
Not surprised at your choice of OS.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:20

>>11

HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:21

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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:34

You sure came to the wrong place for this kind of stuff, and asked for the wrong price.
If you really want to cheat, you have 2 options: ask a classmate or a friend of yours or post a more cleverly worded request on one of those freelancing programming sites (however, I don't expect any of them to charge you as low as 10$).

We here in /prog/:
1) Try not to HELP HIM!!! when newbies come with trivial homework, much less blantant ``do my exam for me'' requests. Maybe if you actually proposed a higher price, someone might have decided to do it, but I have my doubts.
2) Are not huge Java fans, altough some of us might know it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 14:43

>>18
altough
I pronounce this ``altuff'', FYI.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 17:17

go ghuck yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 18:33

>>20
That's also where the ghoti argument falls down: gh only makes an F sound at the end of words.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 20:27

Post the questions here and I'll answer them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 21:10

Post the names of your institution and professor and I'll help you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 3:56

>>23

GJS MIT

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 10:33

>>21
"toughest"
oops that was the middle

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 13:43

>>21
The ghoti argument doesn't really work like that. It acknowledges the context and claims it's not enough for a sensible language. I disagree, but for that exact same reason I think of >>19 as an asshat.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:36

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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