/prog/ - lol you guys are losers xD

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 7:55

no one cares about you being able to porgram...get a real hobby

it doesnt even take a lot of intelligence either. i taught myself html in a few months, its not hard. i can make really good myspace layouts now. probably better than you guys.

so why do you guys post here alot? you probably just have bad computers that arent capable of running good programs so you have to code bad ones with lower system requirements urselves. maybe if you bought a mac you wouldnt have to do this. i have a mac pro and i can run anything on it. apples hardware is state of the art.

grow up. get a job or something. you guys cant play around with computer games for the rest of ur lives, you know.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 7:57

Are you just dumping your archive of mediocre kopipe now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 7:59

>>2
whats kopipe?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 10:13

>>3
Copy-paste. >>1 troll is so fast that my monitor almost fall to the floor. HTML - programming language? Only newfags will rage because of this

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 10:46

>>4
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 10:47

>>4
what kind of email is "sage"

dont they have domains or somthing

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:01

>>6
No, of course not. Please email moot@4chan.org for your COOL FREE domain-less email address.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:18

>>7
Back to the imageboards, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:27

please download a sarcasm detector app.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:31

>>9
I don't think you know what sarcasm is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:32

>>10
I think I do know what sarcasm is.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 11:33

>>1
http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html
http://www.wikihow.com/Use-English-Punctuation-Correctly

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 12:25

>>10
i Don't Think You Know What MY ANUS Is

Name: Charles Barkley 2010-06-17 12:51

this is a good thread

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 13:08

0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 13:56

>>5
Looks like someone finally realized that >>1-3 are the same person.

Name: >>16 2010-06-17 13:57

Fuck, I meant >>1,3,4.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 20:53

non of the responses in this thread have proven my pionts wrong.

go get a mac. go outside. get a job. get some friends.

programming in ur basement all day so u can play games and stuff isnt gonna lead to a very fulfilling life.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 20:54

>>19

10/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-17 21:43

>>18
i have a job programming on a mac. what now?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 3:13

>>20
erika?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 3:22

world4ch needs something like wakaba.c3.cx's /aaa.pl.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 4:08

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 6:33

JEWS!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 6:34

>>23
im christian

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 8:14

>>21
>>20 here. atheist white male, not Erika

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 9:52

>>26
>>25
JEWS IN DISGUISE

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 10:00

>>27
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 10:56

I chuckled

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-18 17:53

>>27
Being called a Jew isn't much of an insult. As a group, Jews have the highest/near the highest average IQ and income.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 11:37

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 11:40

IN THE NEWS

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 11:51

>>30
In the US. Israeli Jews score slightly below average.
But yeah, the Sussman is Jewish.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 16:12

I think this thread is full of trolls (provocative messages intended to make its recipients react with anger). The best course of action is to ignore them.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 16:13

>>34
I think this thread is full of trolls (provocative messages intended to make its recipients react with anger). The best course of action is to get angry and tell them like it is!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 16:34

>>1
>>18
this man ... is right

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 16:36

>>36
That man... is you.

The shit capitalisation and punctuation is a bit of a give-away.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 16:41

>>37
maybe he just liked the way he wrote

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 17:03

>>37
you mean proper english. if you know what youre reading theres no need to overcomplicate things with superfluous line noise

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 17:36

>>39
*Your

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 17:40

>>40
^{^*}^*your

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 17:43

>>41,39
^{^**}*theirs

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 18:29

I bet OP was this faggot in #html just now:

<FrazzledDev> I got a problem that has me in tears!!! What is the paste bin url here? <FrazzledDev> I got a problem that has me in tears!!! What is the paste bin url here? <FrazzledDev> I got a problem that has me in tears!!! What is the paste bin url here? <FrazzledDev> I got a problem that has me in tears!!! What is the paste bin url here? <FrazzledDev> I got a problem that has me in tears!!! What is the paste bin url here? <FrazzledDev> anyone here? <FrazzledDev> What the fuckiing hell are you assholes here for anyway if you don't read this place? * FrazzledDev has quit IRC (Client Quit)

Sorry, just had to share the fail with someone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 19:49

>>43
Fail may only be used as a noun in the idiomatic expression without fail. In any other context, fail can only be a verb.
Please keep this in mind the next time you try to string a sentence together.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 19:50

>>43
*failure
>>44
*sentance

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 20:43

>>40
oh you

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 20:45

I am literally a programmer

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 21:24

>>44
Fuck off you human failure.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 21:51

>>48
Please get a grown-up to explain punctuation to you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 22:03

>>49
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 23:42

>>50
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-19 23:48

Too bad us humans, gifted with anonymity, have to abuse it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 0:12

>>51
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 3:32

>>52
Being pseudonymous has little to no effect on the amount of trolling that occurs

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 4:52

Ah, summer.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 6:35

>>52-55
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 7:18

>>43,48,50,53,56
Please, stop embarrassing yourself. You're not being funny, or clever; you're certainly not trolling anybody and from what I can tell you're on your summer break. Just stop it and go away.
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 8:27

Sometimes I use “your” instead of “you're” and vice versa just to see if anyone notices the incorrect usage.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 11:03

>>57
See >>48.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 11:10

>>58
Why don't you try doing that on freenode's ##c and see how many times you can do it before you get kicked?^{?^?}

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 16:12

say that to me on IRC fucker not on 4chan and see what happens

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-20 17:24

>>61
Looks like Zhivago forgot to take his pills again!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 5:22

>>62
xD

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 8:40

>>63
xD
Take yourself and this ``ecks dee'' bullshite back to where they came from, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 10:30

>>64
xD
xD
χĐ
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^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^{^xD}}}}}}}}}}}}}}
xD
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Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 10:59

>>65
Get the fuck out, Rand(all).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 13:16

>>66
my name is xD, xD

u mad

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 13:32

*sticks nose right up your butt and sniffs*

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-22 14:34

>>68
lol sooooo randum xD

actually, no, you're just a creepy faggot

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 8:04

xD

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 18:38

>>20
>i have a job in programming
>i use a mac
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 19:14

>>71
I post on /prog/
I fail at proper Shiitchan quoting
0/10

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 20:21

>>72
Way to fuck ^up you_'are "quoting" as well!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 20:25

>>73
Yeah?
You
think
your
so
though
huh?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 22:28

>>74
There's no "so", and the last word is "uh".
Now do it correctly, and quote in the other direction this time.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-24 23:11

>>75
sir
liar
a
are
you

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 7:19

>>76[b]
OKAYYOUFUQINANGEREDANEXPERTPROGRAMMER[/b]

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-25 7:21

>>77
GODDAMNIT

lol you guys are losers xD

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