Return Styles: Pseud0ch, Terminal, Valhalla, NES, Geocities, Blue Moon. Entire thread

New /prog/ Challenge!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:37

The challenge: Come up with the next /prog/ challenge!
The deadline: 2:00 pm tomorrow.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:41

Why cant we just finish the fucking "kill over TCP" protocol, thats what has to be done to save the internet and mankind(by killing them both).

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:42

>>2
*Stab over TCP, is what i meant ofcourse.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 13:43

[m]
       Transform
               [b][i]This snip of bbCode[/b][/i]
       into
              {i [b][i]This bit of Sexpcode[/i][/b]}
[/m]

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:08

Echo "Sussman" over TCP/IP

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:12

DRAW ME A BUNNY USING A BASH SCRIPT!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:14

>>5
netcat one liner zzz

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 14:34

>>6
#!/bin/bash

cat <<'bunny'
                            /|      __ 
                           / |   ,-~ / 
                          Y :|  //  /   
                          | jj /( .^ 
                          >-"~"-v" 
                         /       Y   
                        jo  o    | 
                       ( ~T~     j  
                        >._-' _./  
                       /   "~"  |   
                      Y     _,  |     
                     /| ;-"~ _  l   
                    / l/ ,-"~    \ 
                    \//\/      .- \ 
                     Y        /    Y* 
                     l       I     !
                     ]\      _\    /"\
                    (" ~----( ~   Y.  )
bunny

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 16:23

Hax my anus

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 17:19

Fix all shitchan bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 17:42

>>10
Agreed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 18:24

Write a CAPTCHA like system that can be used to keep niggers from using your program/service.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 18:32

>>12
[sup]*[]/sup] African Americans

And no, CAPTCHA sucks ass.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 18:32

>>12
Get fucked, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 18:33

>>13
* * African Americans

Sorry for that bbcode fail!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 18:38

>>4

main(){
  scanf("[b][i]This snip of bbCode[/b][/i]");
  printf("{i [b][i]This bit of Sexpcode[/i][/b]}");
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 21:40

Implement as many UNIX utilities as you can in Forth

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 21:46

>>16
For fuck's sake, either learn C or stick to PHP.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 22:57

>>18
i loled

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 23:05

>>1
Hooray! A challenge I might be able to win!

Ok, how about this: Program a spinning 3D cube. Programs will be judged on a 1-10 score on readability, speed, memory usage and visual quality. The four scores will be added up to determine your overall score.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 0:02

>>19
There is no such verb as ``lole''.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 1:22

>>21
INTERNET

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 2:03

>>20
how about we program a spinning sphere

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 2:45

NO MORE CHALLENGES

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 2:49

A chess program which will defeat Rybka 4.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 3:05

Challenge 4: Sussbump

Write a program that will automatically respond to Xarn posts. Whenever a post with "Xarn" is its body is made, the program shall make a reply. The name shall be "Gerry Sussman", the mail shall be "gjs@mit.org", and the body shall consist of a link to the Xarn post and the line "That was unscientific.".

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 3:08

>>23
how about a spinning anus?

Name: Gerry Sussman 2010-06-11 3:10

>>26
That was unscientific.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 6:46

Challenge 5: Sussbump


Write a program that will automatically respond to Xarn posts. Whenever a post with "Xarn" in its body is made, the program shall make a reply. The name shall be "Gerry Sussman", the mail shall be "gjs@mit.org", and the body shall consist of a link to the Xarn post and the line "That was unscientific, Xarn.".

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 8:04

>>26,29
Back to /pr/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 8:06

>>20
while (malloc(INT_MAX));
That's 10 points right there

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 8:49

>>26,29
The fact that some of the summer crowd has taken it too far because they don't know the difference between the imageboards and world4ch doesn't mean the rest of us can't like Xarn.
Just add ``bampu xarnae'' to your filter, that ought to take care of the worst of it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:20

>>32
You acknowledged BX. It's a meme now. Thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:24

>>33
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:26

>>32
What's the point of /prog/ challenges if Xarn is always the winner? (Note that I am not denying his skill or claiming that he is not a better programmer than I am.) Nobody even matches his level, and even if they do, Xarn wins nevertheless, because not giving him the prize feels wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:35

>>35
This is why /prog/ needs more pseudonymous members, if only for the cult of personality they will receive for looking like a real person instead of the nameless robots that inhabit this place.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:47

>>36
Have you ever considered that we don't want the cult of personality? It's tedious to wade through all the "OMFG Xarn" bullshit

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 9:53

>>35
Nobody even matches his level
I feel insulted.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-11 10:09

>>37

It was nice when it was snide

But now people are actually fawning

Name: >>36 2010-06-11 10:12

I agree with >>37,39.
But if >>35 is going to have a solution, it will involve either more Xarn-likes or {i gasp} no Xarn.
Newer Posts
Don't change these.
Name: Email:
Entire Thread Thread List
All trademarks and copyrights on this site are owned by their respective parties. All comments and posts are the responsibility of their own posters.
- Tinychan + 2ch Mode -