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I am mailing this thread to steve jobs

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:24

Ask your questions here!

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:34

iPhone 5: When?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:36

What are your eventual plans for the victims of your brainwashing?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:38

I had money on the next mail target being Xarn. Your minor /g/ celebrity doesn't have any relevance to /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:43

>>2
Seeing as how this is their fourth version in less than four years, I'd say that the next one will come out shortly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:44

>>4
Xarn is a /prog/ regular. Mailing to him a thread that he has already seen is a fruitless exercise.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:47

His sex life is great, allegedly.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:47

>>6
It would still be nice to have a Q&A session with him, though.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 13:52

Will there be a buttplug addon to the iPhone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 14:26

>>9
No, Steve Jobs likes to force his asexuality onto everyone else.

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 14:52

Is his nickname "rim-jobs"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-08 15:55

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 2:39

If I pay you enough, will you give me access to a private area of apps? ;)

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 2:52

How's your health?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 4:55

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 6:48

Why did you ban porn apps on the iPhone?

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-09 9:33

Why aren't there more good viruses for Apple products?

We just need a couple of good botnet weenies

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 6:16

Look I may be drunk but here's the deal I just realized.
Jobs dumbs us down, gives us metaphoircl apple. Apple is like apple in the bible story with adam and eve. Man is destroyed like in the bible.

It's over, we must stop Jobs

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 6:26

>>18
back to bed, Taro

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 6:51

Name: Anonymous 2010-06-10 12:21

M. Jobs, have you read your SICP today?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 18:44

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 12:20

Don't change these.
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