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so to start the Inform off:
"THE ERADICATION developed ENTERPRISE QUALITY SOLUTIONS following Frozenvoid's code examples." by Gerald Sussman.
The story genre is "Pornography SICP XD". The release number is 1. The story headline is "I AM an EXPERT PROGRAMMER". The story description is "From rags to riches: a story of one beginner programmer who haxxed his own anus." The story creation year is 2010.
[Here is our starting point]
The Basement is a room. "The sullen gray walls of your parents basement are dimly illuminated by your workstation's four LCD screens."
The computer is in the Basement. Instead of taking the computer, say "Your workstation is not portable."