██████ Text Adventure [PART 1]

This thread is for the Official/prog/ Text Adventure, written in Inform 7 http://inform7.com/

Learn Inform's syntax here: http://inform7.com/learn/manuals/
Complete game examples: http://inform7.com/learn/complete-examples/
LETS BEGIN


"[>>3,5,10]" by Gerald Sussman.

The story genre is "[>>2,>4]". The release number is 1. The story headline is "[>>6,7]". The story description is "[>>8,9]" The story creation year is 2010.

>>9 fuck you

The show so far:

“THE ERADICATION developed ENTERPRISE QUALITY SOLUTIONS following Frozenvoid's code examples.” by Gerald Sussman.

Genre: Pornography SICP XD
Headline: I AM an EXPERT PROGRAMMER
Description: From rags to riches ─ a story of one beginner programmer who haxxed his own anus.

Wonderful.