That Haskell guro fanfic

'sup /prog/, I'm toying around with automatic text generation and need some good inputs to train my program on.

I remembered reading some bizarre guroish Haskell fan fiction here on /prog/ a year ago or so that just needs to be part of that input; it's about some dude and his young wife Haskell. It starts off ranting about how awesome a wife Haskell is, then goes on to detail the story of how the guy accidentally assfucks Haskell to death, climaxing over a pile of entrails and feces.

I strongly suspect that this is a copypasta where someone just s/some name/Haskell/g but it was awesome nonetheless.

Does this sound familiar to anyone?

Failing that, give me some other good inputs.

Can I see your source code?

Will post it when I've finished experimenting with the generation and loading part. Currently it takes about 30 seconds to build a 140 000 word dictionary on an Atom N280, which is a little slow for my liking, and the generated words are not properly weighted yet.

And the woman said to Saul: Why dost
thou not speak to me? She answered: I will come down in a cloud, and by night in a pillar of smoke
rise up from the captivity of Babylon released at length by Cyrus. Then the people of the land
of Gabaa, And he took the wood for the holocaust, he went his way to the place which the Lord hath
commanded to be separated, and the shoulder. After this the Nazarite may drink wine. This
is the prey of their enemies, I did not require my yearly allowance as governor: for the people
to the Lord. Without leaven or honey... No leaven nor honey was to be effected by the death of
Her and Onan: the birth of Phares and Zara. So all the ancients of Israel. And chastity was joined
to the other. And he made temples in the high places, and priests of the Lord. And to the sons
of Babai, Johanan, Hanania, Zabbai, Athalai: And of the sons of Jesi Zoheth, and Benzoheth.
The sons of Isaar: Salomith the first. The sons of Aaron: The sons of Bela: Hered, and Noeman.
Of Hered, is the family of the Hepherites. And Hepher was the father of Gedor, and Heber the
father of Abner, was son of Abiel. And there was at that time when I was with Moses, so will I be
buried. The Lord do so and so to thee, and a scruple of heart to my lord, that thou shouldst see
it no more. There shalt thou be coming in and going out. And the centurions did according to
the duty of the day its place? And didst thou think that God is higher than heaven, and what wilt
thou have done: although thou ask the half of my kingdom, thou shalt have a covenant with thee,
and would open his lips to thee, That he might shew thee the secrets of wisdom, and that his law
is manifold, and thou mightest understand that he exacteth much less of thee, than thy iniquity
deserveth. Peradventure thou wilt comprehend the steps of his feet,) But I feared lest I should
die for her sake. And Abimelech said: Why hast thou rent thy garments? let him come down and
fight hand to hand. If he be blind; if he be poor, and not able to bear his precepts: and all this
land. Your wives, and children; and cattle, shall remain in the midst of the Jordan, over against
Jericho and the waters of the flood overflowed the earth. In the six and twentieth year of Jeroboam,
king of Israel, into the camp. So they did six days. But the seventh year thou shalt make little
rooms in the ark, and rejoiced to see it.