Why is Java so popular?

Python is so much easier to use.

Java requires either a bracket or a semicolon on every single fucking line. In Python, just indent.

System.out.println("foo") vs print "foo"

Arrays can only store objects of a single type and
must have a specified size while lists in Python have neither of these restrictions

Why must you specify the type of the variable when you're declaring it? Why can't Java figure out something so simple?

The "for loop" in Python iterates over all the elements in the object. In Java, you must do the retarded
(int i;i<something;i++) bullshit.

Python > Java

>>6
it is dynamically typed as opposed to statically typed
Nothing he wrote implies that. If you think it does you don't understand what dynamic typing is.

current zeitgeist
The consensus is that FIOC is alright, but could be better.

I suggest a large dose of Lurkmore.
Take your own advice.

If someone would be so kind as to illustrate the appropriate ascii-art.
I remember the time when idiots spammed that worthless ASCII ``art'' too. That's imageboard-level bullshit.

I can only recommend that you go back to /b/, please.