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I was in Japan, but it didn't really seem like Japan because there were too many white people. The people I interacted with in the dream were all caucasian at least. The Asians were just the background people, like extras in a movie. Anyways I was walking through some sort of mall. The stores were interconnected so you walk through a door and you're in the next store. I seemed to have a set destination in mind, since I wasn't browsing any of the stores and was weaving through them all. I accidentally bump into a Japanese lady and mutter something and rush off, realizing I'm in Japan and don't actually know how to apologize. So, naturally I ask twitter.

Dear John,

I have come to visit you for the first time in quite a while, and I must say that your board is dreadfully boring.

Vodka makes me black out. I may even be blacked out whenever I read and write 4chan posts.  Am I awake? Obviously Vlad the Impaler does not want it Putin the bum of a young boy. Hence the laws against homosexuality.