How to Deal With Trolling

http://www.wikihow.com/Recognize-a-Troll-on-the-Internet
A troll is someone that deliberately seeks attention by causing arguments and disruption. Here's how to recognize one:

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      Evaluate the intent of certain comments. Look for:

          * Intentional, provocative, incendiary messages.
          * Passionate debates of inflammatory topics.
          * Attacks to various members of the community.
          * Discussions focused on nonsense, in the hope that others will interact.
          * Flooding, screaming and disruption of chat channels.
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      Check their profile and history. Look for:

          * An anonymous user.
          * Previous ridiculous comments.
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      Ignore a troll and they will go away.

          * If you reply, you are giving them the attention they seek.
          * Do not feed the trolls by directly arguing with them.
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      If they persist or you are being harassed:

          * Contact an administrator of the site you are using. Or look in the terms of service for ways to report troublesome behavior.

YES EXCEPTIONS

I hate trolls.
Especially those who are not funny.

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>>3
Irony!

It's like rain on you're wedding day.

>>6
^* your

>>7
What about I am wedding day? You need to fix you're grammer.

>>8
^* your

Sooo, am i going to be the first to say that /prog/ should write a bot in a language of choice to detect a troll based on these points?

>>10
No. Get out.

>>7,9
*your'r're

maybe it looks better in code

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use [m]

So, /prog/ is full of trolls

your're are retarted.... go read your scip today

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Moomintrolls detected ITT

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>>21
/prog/ finally has a theme song

>>23
It's not in the league of "J.S.B-Sebastian-Bach-We-Conjure-The-Spirits-Of-The-Computer-With-Our-Spells.mp3"