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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 16:42

Show off your skills

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 16:48

I'm a master at using plain text.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 16:49

>>4
BB Code
FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 16:57

>>3
ergo your wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 18:04

>>4
leave my wrong bitch out of this.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 18:34

hi

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:12

>>6
lo

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:26

fail
:D

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:27

my other car is a cdr

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:29

/b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:31

/b/

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:44

It is sad to see so many people ,all in one place, that are all so bad with BBCode

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 19:54

>>12
There is nofuckingway you did it by hand, like a real man!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 20:13

Bookmarklet: javascript:(function(s) { return s.length == 2 || s.length == 1 ? "[spoiler]" + s + "[/spoiler]" : "[spoiler]" + s[0] + arguments.callee(s.substring(1,s.length-1)) + s[s.length-1] + "[/spoiler]"; })(prompt("Text:"));

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 20:15

>>999
will say
Suck It!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 20:41

>>16
Will say
expert BBCODE

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 20:57

>>14
Is arguments.callee work like the Y-combinator

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 21:12

Expert BBcode failure by a BBcode failure expert!!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 21:33

>>17
I don't know, I never understood the Y combinator.
During a function's execution, arguments.callee references the function itself. Doesn't matter whether the function is anonymous or not.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 21:52

>>19
In short, yes, that's basically the same way as how the Y combinator works.

Y basically turns a function that takes another function, which expects the "other" function to be itself, into something easier to call. It's great if you don't want to define a function by name, but it still has to be recursive.

That is, without Y (and also lacking a way to refer to a function by name within itself) you would have to write something like:
function bookmarklet(y_arg, s) { return s.length == 2 || s.length == 1 ? "[spoiler]" + s + "[/spoiler]" : "[spoiler]" + s[0] + y_arg(s.substring(1,s.length-1)) + s[s.length-1] + "[/spoiler]"; });
Then to call it,
bookmarklet(bookmarklet, "EXPERT JAVASCRIPT COMBINATOR");
so that it gets itself as y_arg with which to recurse.

The Y combinator just puts a layer on top of that to pass a function to itself as the first argument, so you'd write something like
function wrapped_bookmarklet(text) { return bookmarklet(bookmarklet, text); }
and then it works like any other function and you don't have to fiddle with passing functions to themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 21:53

IF THIS IS SLOW, GET A BETTER BROWSER AND/OR COMPUTER

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 22:03

>>21
I hate you. ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 22:19

>>21
500 nested spoiler tags? My browser handles it fine, but there's a very slight delay compared to how spoilers are instantly highlighted/dehovered.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 22:24

[#][/#]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 22:40

>>21
Your pathetic text does not affect Lynx!!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 23:11

>>23
Hahah, really? It had no obvious ill effects in Chrome.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 5:35

>>26
OMG OPTIMISED

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 7:22

How do you use b-code?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 8:10

cHOT NAKED STRIPPING COEDS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 8:39

>>28
First you must install Arch Linux, compile Sumatra reader and then read the ANSI C standard in pdf format. It is then and ONLY THEN, I will tell you the secrets of b-code mastery.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 10:31

>>30
I'm so tired of all you minimalistic jerks. How more minimalistic than xpdf can the thing be? Oh wait, it actually uses xpdf to render its pages. What a shitlock.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 11:35

>>31
I use xpdf.

[spoiler][u]test ... test .... test ... test Anus[/spoiler]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 11:36

>>32
u mena [anus]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 12:17

>>30
1. Why would you compile it when the repositories exist
2. Why not use xpdf

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 12:29

>>34
1. Why would you compile it when the repositories exist
Wow, hold is there, Ubuntu guy! You mean that I do something using readily available tools rather than work from scratch for absolutely no profit and also with more tedious droning? Radical, mate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 13:34

>>34
1. Why would you compile it when the repositories exist
Because the distro under discussion is Arch Linux. Their package manager is defective.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 14:22

>>30

I'm using ttylinux with elinks, and I must confess I'm having trouble viewing your b-code. Can't you just tell me?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 16:06

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 16:31

>>13
Since this is /prog/ after all, real men write their own programs to write BBcode. Lesser men take time to type it out by hand.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 16:32

>>39
The fuck on !

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 16:34

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 23:47

>>39
I Am Lesser.
But Real Real Man Make Programs So Right Out BBcode
For Other People >:D

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 23:53

[spoiler2]lol[/spoiler2]

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-24 23:54

Slow

Name: Anonymous 2011-03-17 11:49

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