/prog/ - Now imagine this

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 13:43

A program that could program. That will get you scratching your noodle. ;)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 13:45

O LOL AND WHAT ABOUT A PROGRAM THAT PROGRAMS A PROGRAM THAT PROGRAMS A PROGRAM

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 13:47

LISP

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 13:51

Noodle Factory ~with~ Extra Curry Sauce

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 13:59

(defmacro cocks (&rest rest) 'cocks)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 14:09

Yes, it's called a compiler.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 14:12

>>1
1. if by noodle you mean penis, then yes.
2. why bother writing a program when you can hire programers for minimum wage and even abuse them as sextoys.
3. why pay them with money when you can pay them with snakes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 14:31

>>7
I think you are probably a child molester.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 14:49

>>8
i dont molest childre. only programers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 14:52

>>1
OP, we've had those for as long as there has been programs. Fuck, I probably write one most days.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 15:40

>>9
So you don't abuse those who are actually young, only the mentally young?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 15:57

a program that does nothing but out put the string "hello world" is just as much a program as any other program, so anyone capable of putting print "hello world" into a python IDE and running it is a programmer

there are programmers who make a lot of money without writing any original code and just process data with other peoples programs

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 17:38

>>12
PROCESS MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 18:14



# Programmer progam

print """print "hello, world""""

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 18:46

>>14
Silly python programmer print 'print "hello, world"' is the way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 19:36

>>15
Silly python programmer

#!/bin/cat

hello, world

is the way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 19:52

>>14-16
Silly python programmers
x='x=%s;print x%%repr(x)';print x%repr(x)
is the way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 20:02

>>16
Silly unix programmer
´ º<Í!Ãhello, world$
is the way to do it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 20:06

>>18
that would actually work if this board wasn't so horribly broken.
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 7:32

>>18
Silly programmer

  mail -s "Hello, world." bob@b12

  Bob, could you please write me a program that prints "Hello, world."?

  I need it by tomorrow.

  ^D

is how you do it

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 8:55

TODO

   1. Write 'hello world' program.

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