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Programmers are stupid

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 0:09

They can only wrap their feeble minds around concrete ideas. Never will you find a programmer who understands how deep and thought-provoking Eraserhead or Back's Art of Fugue can be.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 0:12

Sometimes I think /prog/ has already seen every thread there could possibly be. It's the only thing that can explain these endless repetitions on the same theme.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 0:27

/prog/ will make an interactive game that will rival the frustration level of the hardest InfoCom game.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 4:58

I am actually a genius, and programming is for me just one creative outlet.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 10:21

It appears that the scientists of this board are being replaced by artists.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-13 11:23

>>2
I feel like that about life in general

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 19:59

I'm a programmer and I actually like Eraserhead.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 20:34

Programming is not science.  Anyone can program.  Computer science != programming.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 20:51

>>8
Anyone can do science, too.

>>4
Hello, Xarn.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 21:04

>>9

Let me rephrase:  a trained monkey (Indian) can program, but it isn't going to be able to DO SCIENCE.  I went to university to pursue knowledge, not to be a code monkey.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 21:12

>>10
You went to university because your parents made you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-14 21:13

Computer science != computers or science

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 8:59

>>12
Computer science = computers and science

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 9:44

Replacing Computer science with Computer art

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 10:22

>>13
"Computer Science" is a terrible name for this business,
first of all, it's not a "science", it might be "engineering" or it might be "art", but I actually see that computer, so-called science, has a lot in common with magic.

So it's not a science, it's also not very much about computers.
And it's not about computers in the same sense that physics is not really about particle accelerators; and biology is not really about microscope and petri dishes; and it's not about computer in the same sense that geometry is not really about using surveying instrument.

In fact, there is a lot of commonality between computer science and geometry. Geometry, first of all, is another subject with a lousy name, for the name comes from gaia, meaning the Earth, and metro- meaning 'to measure'. Geometry originally meant measuring Earth, or surveying. The reason for that was that thousands of years ago, the Egyptian priesthood developed the rudiment of geometry in order to figure out how to restore the boundaries of fields that were destroyed by the annual flood of the Nile. And to the Egyptians who did that, Geometry really was the use of surveying instruments.

Now the reason that we think computer science is about computers is pretty much the same reason the Egyptians thought Geometry was about surveying instruments and that is, when some field is just getting started and you don't really understand it very well its very easy to confuse the essence of what you're doing with the tools that you use and indeed, on some absolute scale of things we probably know less about the essence of Computer Science than the ancient Egyptians really knew about Geometry.

Well what do I mean by the "essence" of Computer Science, what do I mean by the "essence" of Geometry? See it's certainly true that these Egyptians went off and used surveying instruments but when we look back on them after a couple of thousand years, we say gee, what they were doing, the important stuff they were doing, was begin to formalize notions about space and time, to start a way of talking about mathematical truths formally. That led to the axiomatic method, that led to sortof all of modern mathematics.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 14:49

>>15
Wow!  So where is Computer Science going?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 14:59

>>16
TO MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 22:30

>>16
It's being replaced by Computer Art.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-15 22:37

Name: . 2010-05-18 15:16

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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 18:20

computer science is as much about computers as astronomy is about telescopes.
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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 18:48

>>22
moron

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-18 18:51

>>23
mormon

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 4:28

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 10:39

>>25 gay

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-19 17:59

>>26
* Queer

Name: Homosex 2010-05-20 18:28

Homosex

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-20 21:25

M-x artist-mode

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-24 20:51

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Name: Anonymous 2014-01-21 21:01

>>31
>le pedophile sage

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 8:15

check 'em

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 13:36

Generally, programmers can't tolerate bullshit easily.  This is because they spend 99% of their time fixing bugs and they realize that our minds, even when allowed to make up all the rules, always end up producing nothing but bullshit.

Name: Anonymous 2014-02-08 13:40

You have been visited by the Spooky Skeleton! Repost this 3 times in the next 2 minutes seconds or you will be visited by a Spooky Skeleton tonight! 95% of people will not post this..... and they will become skeleton.....


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