Hardcore GNU

We see how hardcore GNU we actually are.

Easy mode: When is the last time you took a shower?
Medium mode: When is the last time you took a shower with soap
Hard mode: When is the last time you used something non-GNU?

Well?

>>14
I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it 'the soap dodging'. First I crouch down in the shower in the classic 'bathing without soap' pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either bathtub or shower cabin and I start to make the water gushing sound. Then I slowly rise to a showering position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, non-soap using badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my unsoaped leg. It ruins the fantasy.