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Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 10:54

Some people when confronted with an miopia think "I'll wear glasses", now they have four eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 5:04

>>80
Dude, any language that has built-in explode and implode functions is automatically top-tier.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 17:33

>>81
Don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I agree with explode bro.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-11 18:11

Some people when confronted with /jp/ think "I'll have a civil discussion about Touhou", now they have autism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 1:09

>>83
10/10 A+++++ DEF WOULD BUY AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 6:16


                                        (3 4)
                                          │
                                          │
                                          ▼
((1 2) 3 4)┏━━━┳━━━┓                  ┏━━━┳━━━┓    ┏━━━┳━━━┓
      ────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂─────────────────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂───►┃ ● ┃ ╱ ┃
           ┗━┿━┻━━━┛                  ┗━┿━┻━━━┛    ┗━┿━┻━━━┛
             │                          │            │
             ▼                          ▼            ▼
   (1 2)   ┏━━━┳━━━┓    ┏━━━┳━━━┓     ┏━━━┓        ┏━━━┓
      ────►┃ ● ┃ ●─╂───►┃ ● ┃ ╱ ┃     ┃ 3 ┃        ┃ 4 ┃
           ┗━┿━┻━━━┛    ┗━┿━┻━━━┛     ┗━━━┛        ┗━━━┛
             │            │
             ▼            ▼
           ┏━━━┓        ┏━━━┓ 
           ┃ 1 ┃        ┃ 2 ┃
           ┗━━━┛        ┗━━━┛

     Figure 2.5:  Structure formed by (cons (list 1 2) (list 3 4)).

Name: Anonymous 2010-09-12 13:10

>>82
Of course I was being sarcastic. I bet whoever though that idea up has written a script that randomly opens and closes their disk drawer, because they're so crazy and hilarious like that.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-28 10:25

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:19

Two telecommunications engineers got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:50

Some people, when confronted with 99 problems, though a bitch not being one of them, think
``>tfw no gf I know, I'll get a qtπ gf''. Now they have 100 problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 1:53

>>14
Guy wants to learn a programming language, he picks up Java. Now he has a public static class ProblemFactory.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 3:41

>>22
fuck off alice

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 3:44

>>85
POST MORE
POST MORE
POST MORE

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 19:35

>>89

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 5:18

What do you call a mildly autistic ghost?
Casperger

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 6:14

>>95
Casper/Kasper/Kaspersky/Kasparov is a kike name:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casper_%28name%29
The word "Gizbar" appears in the Hebrew version of the Old Testament Book of Ezra (1:8). In fact, the modern Hebrew word for "Treasurer" is still "Gizbar".
I.e. a banker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 6:15

>>96
So, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaspersky isn't Russian, but Jewish

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 6:29

>>96,97
How does it feel to be so autistic?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 6:31

>>98
How does it feel to be so circumcised?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 7:06

>>99
touche goyim, but you're still poorer than me hehehe

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 9:41

>>99,100
Nice twos

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 10:39

I thought of a good /g/ catchprase today.
mv yourself /dev/null

it implies that the person replied to should disappear
that in turn implies they should kill themselves
The best thing it's the kind of thing that a rude and brutish /g/roski would say, don't you think?

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 10:45

>>102
Egin, baby.

Name: xXxLiNkInPaRkFan69xXx !Qb183r1z9U 2013-04-06 11:49

this whole web site is a joke

Name: Anonymous 2013-04-06 11:51

Truly e/g/in thread.
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