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Some people when confronted with an miopia think "I'll wear glasses", now they have four eyes.

A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist are sitting at a corner cafe for coffee. Across the street they see a building with a revolving door.

During a lull in conversation, the three scientists observe two people walk into the building, and three people walk out.

The biologist says, "This must be proof of procreation inside the building!"

The physicist says, "I think we can chalk this up to experimental error."

The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the building, the building will be empty"