/prog/ - /prog/ jokes

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 10:54

Some people when confronted with an miopia think "I'll wear glasses", now they have four eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 10:55

Some lisp programmers, when encountering a problem think "I'll use recursion", now they have two problems (base case and inductive step)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 10:56

my other car is a cdr!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 11:07

Some people, when confronted with a joke, think "Ha ha that's funny". Now they have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 11:08

It is highly doubtful that any joke will top the one about The Four Engineers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 11:11

>>5
It is highly doubtful that any joke will not top the one about The Four Engineers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 11:16

Some people, when confronted with a statement, think "I'll copy this but change key words and phrases". Now they have two problems (lack of originality, lack of sense of humour)

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 11:20

>>7
Oh the irony!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 12:54

Some people, when confronted with some cheese, think "I'll make a sandwich". Now they have no problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 13:24

My other joke is a jdk.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 14:39

Some people, when confronted with endlessly redundant threads, think “stop flooding prog with this shit, asshole”.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 15:25

Here's a joke

A programmer and his friend are talking. The friend asks, "My internet is running slow can you fix it?" The programmer went back to the friends place. booted up the computer. and beat the friend to death with the monitor.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 15:32

Guys wants to learn a programming language, he picks up Java, and everyone laughs at him. He was the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 15:54

Guys wants to learn a programming language, he picks up Java. Now he has two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 17:47

>>14 _{^{_{^{That's the joke}}}}
Guys wants to learn a programming language, he picks up a cat and eats it. Now he has no cats.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 18:13

Guy wants to learn a programming language, he goes to /prog/. Now he has two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 19:11

>>12
I actually laughed at this.
Like so concat . repeat $ "ha-ha-"

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 20:47

>>17
Why didn't u just cycle"ha-"?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-09 2:12

>>18
Because it is a guilty laughter; it's not quite as hearty.
My concat . repeat $ "ha-ha-" is at best 92.26178% as hearty as your cycle "ha-"

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-09 5:03

>>19
Silly programmer, your concat . repeat $ "ha-ha-" is a mere twenty-eight-point-five-seven-one-four percent as hearty as cycle"ha-"!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 23:08

>>1
/prog/ joke of the year

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-21 23:28

>>20
Touhou references? In MY /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 0:08

>>23
Just so you know, a circle would be a very accurate Venn diagram of the userbases of /prog/ and /jp/.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 0:09

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't!
Haha; lol.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 0:27

>>24
What about the other eight kinds of people?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 0:47

>>25
There all gay.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 1:05

>>25
this

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 4:00

Whose gay?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 5:08

>>27
what

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 9:05

>>22
How the hell is 28.5714% a toehoe reference?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 10:47

>>30
2/7

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 18:17

>>30
How many colours in the rainbow? How many colours in Reimu's outfit?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 19:19

>>23
Why did you quote yourself?

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 19:28

>>23
Maybe not one circle, two maybe. One entirely closed within the other.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 20:06

>>34
/prog/ enclosing /jp/? I think you give the Wapanese too much credit.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 20:24

Wapanese
Back to EncyclopediaDramatica, please

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-22 21:11

>>36
That word was old before the ED admins' grandparents were born.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 0:01

>>23,34
I know Xarn hates /jp/ and I know a few /jp/ users who hate /prog/, ergo your wrong bitch.
Good news, too! Xarn was unbanned! #twoproblems

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 1:02

>>38
That doesn't really mean anything about how many of us go to both boards. I'm still under the impression that a large part of /prog/'s lurkers are shared, for better or for worse. And how do you know Xarn hates /jp/? Hating on /jp/ doesn't really mean anything to me, as moot himself hates it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-23 1:03

>>38
Cairnarvon Still banned. Browsing /prog/ using elinks on my shell server is getting old. #twoproblems
[sup]about 7 hours ago via web[/sub]

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