I need some help

I'm going to keep this short. I'm about to leave for the day, and a friend staying here is going to get on my computer to access Mafia Wars... and it probably going to stay on it until I get back.

What can I do to my computer to make it an incredibly pain in the ass for him? I don't want to lock it, and I'm dual booting windows and ubuntu. If he restarts it he might be smart enough to switch into windows, but it's not clearly labeled in the grub menu, so he might not

I'm thinking make the mouse really really slow, or screw with the resolution. But I know someone has better ideas than that.

Ask /g/, they're into this sort of retarded shit

/g/ is full of idiots

>>3
precisely.

sigh

s/sigh/sage

sage

dvorak