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THINGS YOU HATE ABOUT PROGRAMMING

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 22:12

1.) elaborate comment, I mean a simple comment like this takes this and puts it in this in this order should be sufficient, if you need pre and post conditions to read a program, you have problems

2.) one time errors, I still have no fucking clue, error } required line blah blah, completly rewrite code, errors still there, exit. come back the next day. compiles fine..... ONGIISNGIKRITGESOIJFOSETIOFJ$%$@TORETJOO!!!!

3.) capitalizing any part of a variable, you know how much more tedious shit that puts on you... herp derp I'lll use string iLikeCocks oops you wrote ilikeCocks compiler error

4.) elaborate variable names that tell you what they're used for - look I can name my variables after pokemon and you should still be able to read it


post yours

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 22:15

>>1
char mander;
float zel;

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 22:15

Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 22:17

>>2
I love you

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 22:20

1. Cryptic software that don't have enough comments. These are often simple comments like this takes this and puts it in this in this order. These are insufficient. I need pre and post conditions to read a program.

2. People who haven't read SICP.

3. Lazy fucks whowritevariablenameslikethis. No capitals whatsoever.

4. Simple variable names that adequately describle what they're used for. For fucks sake people, your identifiers should reflect your interest of the day (like Seaking). It's not supposed to describe your program at all

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 23:02

>if you need pre and post conditions to read a program, you have problems

thats called "design by contract" and is considered to be a strong way of proving program correctness as exemplified by the Eiffel programming language

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 23:27

companyname.build.package.subpackage.subsubpackage.object.subobject.computer.console.printline("Hello, World!");

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 23:53

>>6
And in D.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-05 23:57

>>1
Maybe if you weren't developing on fucking UNIX in the ancient fucking vi, but rather in a modern operating system which supports IDEs with IntelliSense, this problems wouldn't exist.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 0:06

>>9
Amateurish troll; 3/10.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 1:30

>>2

try
{
    throw pokeball;
}catch(char mander)
{
    cout << "Would you like to give it a nickname?";
}

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 1:59

>>10
hes actually right. intellisense makes op's bitching pointless.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 2:48

>>11
YES IN FACT I WOULD

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY cin

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 7:45

I just realised how much better /prog/ would be if I filtered out all posts by the two idiots who don't use capitalisation.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 8:58

a simple comment like this takes this and puts it in this in this order should be sufficient
Not if you can read code, also IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 9:47

I just realised how much better /prog/ would be if I filtered out all posts

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:15

I resurrect this thread from he brink of extinction

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:18

I just realiced how much better IHBT would be if I filtered out all posts that don't use sage

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 13:39

I just realised how much better coffee would be if I filtered out all the beans that have been ground up

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 16:45

I just realised how much better /b/ would be if I filtered out all the newfags that have been trolled

Y ou have been trolled

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:19

I just realeyesed how much better Mianus, CT would be if somebody haxxed it

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 18:40

I just realized how much better would be if I filtered out all the that have been

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-06 23:17

>>22
And then the world was empty

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 3:31

A mature rollout of SOA effectively defines the API  of an organization.
People who have their heads up their ass. that's what i hate.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 5:33

>>14
I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOUR POST! YOU READ MY MIND FIVE TIMES! KEEP POSTING!

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 6:34

One word: One letter variables.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 6:35

>>26
free your mind

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 6:52

>>27
FREE MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 6:58

>>28
free(myAnus);

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 7:18

>>26
One word: a where
    a = "One letter variables"

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-07 15:19

ONE 32-BIT WORD 0xFREEANUS

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-08 21:36

FFFFFFFFxFF

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 15:50

I'd say the whole GUI aspect

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-10 16:15

>>1
maybe your not made for programming

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-12 17:42

holy crap this thread almost faced erasure

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-09 20:57

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 18:26

Don't change these.
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