/prog/ - If programming languages...

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 17:57

were drugs:
LISP would be LSD

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 18:24

C would be LSD

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Python would be Tylenol

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ASM would be cocaine
BASIC would be sniffing glue
Ruby would be weed
Scheme could be LSD and Common Lisp could be heroine

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BBCode would be L_^S_{_D}

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 18:30

>>1,2,4,5
You're all wrong, APL would be LSD

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 18:36

>>6
who says the mapping has to be bijective?

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Erlang would be meth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 19:09

Brainfuck would be datura

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 21:01

Haskell would be LSD

Lisp would be p^{s^{c^{i^{l^{o^{c^{y^{b^iⁿ}}}}}}}}

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 21:10

Java would be reading erowid while listening to binaural beats

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 23:49

>>11
lol

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>>9
Brainfuck = pcp

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 3:49

Sepples would be Meth.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 5:58

No, Sepples would be Coaxil used intravenously.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 9:16

Python would be poppers

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 9:41

>>11
hahaha

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 10:25

Haskell would be a dead dog.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 11:26

Visual Basics would be shitty mall weed.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 12:39

>>19
no, VB is jenkem

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 13:13

java would be smoking. it is killing you slowly but leaves you rather unsatisfied.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 15:07

>>21
and all the cool kids are doing it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 18:12

PHP would be a vitamin supplement and a kick to the nuts

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 20:05

>>23
No, vitamins are actually good for you.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 20:29

>>24
Vitamin supplements are detrimental to most people. >>23 is still wrong, though, because PHP is detrimental to everyone.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 0:32

>>24
the gut is "designed" to absorb vitamins suspended in fiber, and vitamin supplements often just pass through unabsorbed

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 4:18

>>26
Or cause liver damage.

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Name: Forgot my sage 2010-04-29 15:41

>>28
Whoops

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Octave would be lel^^e/gin=)

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>>11
my sides

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>>33
LEEEEEEEEEEL MY SIDES ARE FLYIN/G/ AWAY E/G/IN MEME /G/ROSKI
XDDDDDDDDDDD
E/G/IN WIN /G/RO! TRULY E/G/IN /G/ROSKI! xDDDDDDDDDD

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 21:32

>>33-34
my potatoes, my coleslaw, my penis shaped jello

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-23 23:13

perl would be marajuana

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 0:36

Lisp would be LSP

Name: Anonymous 2013-05-24 3:17

LSPCP

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