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Surprise girls in documentation

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-27 5:26

Why do neckbeards writing technical documentation always have this urge to refer technical people as "she" in their text?
It happens so often an ignorant observer might conclude that computer stuff is a secret girly club no boys allowed.
It always seem so transparent that they mean "WELL SEE HOW I MENTIONED CUNTS HURR I AM SO PROGESSIVE DESPITE BEING ONLY THREE PROVEN WOMEN IN MY FIELD OF EXPERTISE [spoiler]AND ONE OF THEM BEING LEAH CULVER[/i]" with their refusal to use the default "he" or the fancy (and possibly gay) gender-neutral "they".

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 6:59

>>32
I like your explanation!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 11:51

>>39
I will kill you with my bear.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-28 12:35

>>42
go ahead, i killed bears since i was 5.

Name: Vladimir Putin 2010-04-28 13:03

>>43
oh no! where did my name go?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 0:52

>>40
//HAISTA VITTU RAVINTOLASSA//

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 2:50

>>45
moi moi

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 15:49

The reason we demand equal mention in technical documentation is that while most of got into computer science thanks to your male privilege, we got there using only our skills, despite the rampant sexism keeping us down. This is not just meaningless affirmative action: we might be less numerous, but each one of us counts more.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 15:59

>>47
Look at me, I'm a crazy feminazi!
Please. Your academic ideals were proven wrong by the fall of the Soviet Union. Now get off the internet and make room for someone who knows how to program, preferably while also giving a blowjob.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:00

>>47
shut up you dumb whore

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:07

>>47
Derogatory, misogynistic comment.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:08

>>47
someone who knows how to program, preferably while also giving a blowjob
Ooh, that's me. I can program while giving a blowjob.

I hope that's what you meant :c

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:24

>>51
Swordfish would have been so much better...

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-29 16:56

>>47
Conceding that it is a male-dominated industry, the reasons are nowhere near what you propose. The majority of females entering are equal to the majority of men in the sense that they are equally incompetent and inapt. There are fewer outstanding women simply because there are fewer women even trying.

IHBTrolled

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 4:38

Women are excellent kitchen programmers.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:19

>>1
Guess which ONE is correct English:

1) One can then implement the counter.
2) They can then implement the counter.
3) She can then implement the counter.

It's a trick question. ``They'' is only incorrect when dealing with a singular; ``She'' is only incorrect when dealing with a person whom is male or of unknown gender.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:28

``They'' is only incorrect when dealing with a singular
Your wrong

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:33

``She'' is only incorrect when dealing with a person whom is male or of unknown gender.
``She" is also incorrect when dealing with a plural.

actually, it's always incorrect because you used GNAA QUOTES.

also, using „whom“ as the subject of the verb „is“ is incorrect.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:34

>>56
YOUR ANUS IS WRONG

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:44

>>55
Everyone understands singular "they", it's been in use for centuries, and it rarely causes ambiguity, so I'd say fuck the prescriptivists and use it wherever you like. But well, that's just, like, my opinion, man.

>>33
A finn nyelv nem az egyetlen nyelv amiben nemek közötti semleges névmások vannak!

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 5:55

>>59
singular "they" was invented by prescriptivists. feel free to use it wherever you like, but be warned that i'll feel free to punch you in the face if i hear you use it.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 7:57

>>60
Singular ``they'' was used by Shakespeare, long before idiots with poor grammar even invented the straw man of prescriptivism.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 8:24

>>55
Learn the difference between grammar and style. Hint: This isn't grammar.

Name: IHBT 2010-04-30 8:27

>>61
There's a difference between having poor grammar and using singular ``they''. I use singular ``they'' because it is a somewhat¹ logical extension of the existing plural usage of ``they'' that serves a purpose (gender-neutrality without ⑴ rewriting to use a plural pronoun ⑵ using s/he or ``he or she'' which are PIG DISGUSTING ⑶ alternating ``he'' or ``she'' which just generally rubs me up the wrong way and is distracting).

¹ Insomuch as any part of the English language can be considered so, which is admittedly notsomuch.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 9:42

>>61
shakespeare was a prescriptivist, long before you faggots who want to be anally raped by sparkly vampires started worshipping the ground he walked on.

>>63
"he" has been a gender-neutral pronoun for centuries, why not just use it?

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 10:39

>>59
* person

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 10:56

>>64
Humyn language evolves to mirror the evolution of society. It was still acceptable to call African-Americans "negroes" less than 50 years ago.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 11:05

>>66
Humyn
HHRRRRGGGGGGDLFFNDLGLRNRRLFNRLGRLL

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 11:29

>>64
By all means keep railing against the voices inside your head, but don't pretend your ranting has anything to do with reality.

>>66
It still is in most places. It doesn't actually sound bigoted unless you say it with a southern accent, but everything sounds bigoted with a southern accent.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 11:29

Reminds me of ghoti.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 11:42

>>69
That's what she said.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 12:34

A properly designed language would have a gender neutral pronoun - perhaps even only a gender neutral pronoun.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 12:43

>>71
If there is anything we can say for sure about real human languages, it is that they are not designed — they just happen.

Name: Anonymous 2010-04-30 12:54

It keeps the parameters at their default settings or else it gets the hose again.

Name: Anonymous 2010-05-01 1:22

[tan]aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[/tan]

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:22

Are you GAY?
Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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